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[Mr Rocky]

Mr Rocky mambo vipi jamaa yangu?
kaka mkubwa umemuona afande wa Tized...

Salama kabisa mkuu kabanga. Nimemuona afande bana wa Tized ni balaa ni shidaaaaa

 

[Mkoroshokigoli]

unajiangusha akupe huduma ya kwanza au umchungulie kunako centre of k

when i was a primary school student nilikua naweka vioo chini wasichana wakiwa wamesimama kama huyo afande to access inner part of their body,hasa South Pole

 

[Tized]

Kumbe tulikua wengi eeh! Acha bhana jamaa siku ashikwe, Kila mwalimu wa kike alimchapa tatu.. imagine ofisi nzima alikula ngapi.

when i was a primary school student nilikua naweka vioo chini wasichana wakiwa wamesimama kama huyo afande to access inner part of their body,hasa South Pole

 

[Masanilo]

maafande wamewaharibu mapango ni kama ya Amboni Caves

 

[Tized]

I concur. Assume you went in the bust and you get 9 out of the ten birds but unfortunately you lost the one you had before going to the bush. how does that sound?

Well said, na wahenga wa mamtoni wakasema, "A bird in hand is worth more than ten in the bush!"

 

[kashesho]

nafikiri hapo ni Kenya....

 

[bysange]

Mr Rocky mambo vipi jamaa yangu?
kaka mkubwa umemuona afande wa Tized...

mkuu kabanga jamaa yetu Tized ameamua kumwaga mpunga mbele ya njiwa wengi sasa anaambulia makovu tu

 

[LexAid]

Hahahahah kwani mkuu LexAid huhangaiki na kichwa chake we pambana na kwingine avue zote aache kofia ikiwa hewani hapo unajua amekupa salute kwa kuiacha kofia
Ushamwona Tized hapo ananalamika tushamtamani traffic wake

Mkuu,(Talking from one time experience) Kofia iache bana...wewe jaribu utaniambia. Utamkumbika kila mnoko uliewahi kukutana nae maishani kuanzia yule kiranja wa darasa la kwanza ulietoka kijijini. Halafu unapewa ushirikiano wa kumaliza hasira zako......Ebo! asikwambie mtu mkuu...

 

[bysange]

when i was a primary school student nilikua naweka vioo chini wasichana wakiwa wamesimama kama huyo afande to access inner part of their body,hasa South Pole

hahaaaaa kweli aisee tumefanya sana hiyo kitu ila mwisho wake ilikuwa bakora toka kwa walimu baada ya kusemelewa.huyu afande ni balaa anapisto za asili zinauwa mbaya

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mkuu,(Talking from one time experience) Kofia iache bana...wewe jaribu utaniambia. Utamkumbika kila mnoko uliewahi kukutana nae maishani kuanzia yule kiranja wa darasa la kwanza ulietoka kijijini. Halafu unapewa ushirikiano wa kumaliza hasira zako......Ebo! asikwambie mtu mkuu...

Kweli mkuu LexAid unaongea kutokana na experience hapo sikubishii mkuu ila hawa jamaa wacha tuu ukimpata mmojawapo ni kumpa kibano mpaka ulipie hasira zako za notification

 

[LexAid]

Kweli mkuu LexAid unaongea kutokana na experience hapo sikubishii mkuu ila hawa jamaa wacha tuu ukimpata mmojawapo ni kumpa kibano mpaka ulipie hasira zako za notification

Exactly mkuu. Nilimkumbuka mpaka immigration officer alienizengua wakati niko Surinam a few years back while in holiday!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Exactly mkuu. Nilimkumbuka mpaka immigration officer alienizengua wakati niko Surinam a few years back while in holiday!

Hahahah hapo huna ujanja kwa kweli lazima ulipize kisasi
Ila ukimpata kama huyo hapo juu sasa ukiangalia hiyo figure na ukimpa kibano kama unamuonea vile mkuu LexAid

 

[Eshy m.s]

Tized mpenzi ndo umeamua unitangaze huku?

 

[Mentor]

I concur. Assume you went in the bust and you get 9 out of the ten birds but unfortunately you lost the one you had before going to the bush. how does that sound?

It's a risk man! Remember, zimwi likujualo...heri huyu wa mkononi sasa!

 

[Bantu Lady]

Picha zilivyosambaa hivi zimemuaribia mrembo wa watu, huyo askari anaitwa Linda Okello wa kituo cha Kiambu huko Kenya.
Mkuu wake wa kazi kamwita na kumpa onyo kali la kuvaa uniform ikiwa imebana.
So mabazazi msave pic hii zingine zijazo hamtaona kitu.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

maafande wamewaharibu mapango ni kama ya Amboni Caves

Inaonekana umewaparamia vya kutosha!

 

[KakaJambazi]

Mnamuongelea yupi, make naona wako wawili apo.

 

[Kibo10]

Wakenya full mikia
Katamu mbaya...

 

[kat.ph]

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Ingekua ni kati ya hawa jamaa ( Mr Rocky, Mndengereko, sungura1980, utafiti, Excel, mwekundu, mshanajr) anakutana naye huenda wangesingizia kupata pancha karibu naye au wangebandua stiker makusudi.

Huyu polisi ni wa Kenya......
Blogu ya Wananchi: Sketi yamtia mashakani polisi Kenya - http://www.williammalecela.com/2014/04/sketi-yamtia-mashakani-polisi-kenya.html?m=1

 

[Idimi]

Ningemwambia kuwa akague breki zinasumbua kidogo

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