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Binti alotiwa mimba.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Boflo, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja aliongozana na binti yake kwenda kwa mwanaume aliyempa mimba, huku akitweta kwa hasira. Mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:- KIJANA:- Ni kweli mzee mimi nimemtia mimba binti yako. Ila akizaa dume nitakupa daladala 5, nyumba na million 50 za mtaji, akizaa jike nitakupa kiwanja, shamba na million 30. BINTI:- Je mimba ikitoka? BABA:- Nyamaza wee pumbavu! si atakupa nyingine..
     
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    hahahaha hiyo kali
     
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    Hahahaaaa.... Safi sana hiyooo..!
     
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    S120lg Member

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    Great!
     
  5. Nazjaz

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    Nice bro
     
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    Safi hii
     
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    Tetra JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa! I like it
     
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    Mzee huyu achelewi kusema kuna wadogo zake wawili wa kike nyumbani , itakuwa vema nao ukiwapa stahili zao
     
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    na mkewe kabisa!manake dah!mzee kapiga mahesabu kaona kashatusua hapo!
     
  11. Kongosho

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    He he he , ikitoka atamshikia miguu aiweke vizuri
     
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    maumbo Member

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    reapting hiyo
     
  13. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa Boflo pesa mwanaharamu
     
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    hahahahaha baba kaona bonge la dili kashatoka maisha haya...hahahahaha
     
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    Hii kitu mali inatufanya tupoteze utu kabisa mh!
     
  16. ndetichia

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    job true true aisee...
     
  17. FirstLady1

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    Hehehehehe hahaha asante boflo
     
  18. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaa chezeyaaaaa mijihelaaaaaa wewe Boflooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
     
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  19. papason

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    Tehe, Tehe!
    Huyo mzee atakuwa ni mpalestina wa machame tuu!
     
  20. gfsonwin

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    unachezea umaskini wewe?

    mbona hata kwa superglue unainatisha isitoke?
     
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