Baadhi ya misemo ya WanaJF

1. Your wish is my control – Invisible
2. Pamoja Saaana – AshaDii
3. Mkuu Wangu – Mkandara
4. Usitake Ncheke – Faiza Foxy
5. Mimi like sana wanaume wa jf - Smile
6. Oh boy – Mzee Mwanakijiji
7. Kwani Kongosho ni mwanamke???!?! – TANMO
8. Kwa mwanamke aliyekamilika kutongozwa siyo story. Story ni kama ungetendwa Kinyume cha tabia au maumbile – Consigliere
9. Pumba nyingine hazifai hata kulisha ng'ombe – Lizzy
10. Bora Tanganyika, Tanzania wizi mtupu - Kumbakumba
11. Nguruwe na ngiri wote haramu, ni mfano tu – Kongosho
12. Lakini jamani bandugu kutongoza ni crime? Kutongozwa je? – bht
13. Wenye akili zetu maeneo ya hivi tunayapita kama vile hakuna hata sisimizi! – PakaJimmy
14. Ujue mie mtoto wa fisadi??..kwetu kuna tv mpaka chooni ati, Nikimwambia baba utapata shida sana... – sweetlady
15. Nalog off – Washawasha
16. It's nice to admit when you're shitty! - Peasant
17. Kama hupenda c.r.a.p acha kuandika c.r.a.p – Lizzy
18. Itakuwa una plasmodium wengi kichwani kwako – nsangaman
19. Sasa ndio najua maana ya "chit - chat"! – SMU
20. Inabidi watu waelewe maana halisi ya neno "kuoana" na si kuoa au kuolewa – Faiza Foxy
21. Nikipata mwenza humu JF na kubahatika kupata mtoto, nitamwita mtoto Paw - BADILI TABIA
22. Unachotaka kufanya ni sawa na maharage yakatae kuiva halafu unayaponda kwa mwiko, jibu ni kuwa hayajaiva tu na hayatakuwa na ladha Kongosho
23. Yani huyu dada cjui kaweka ulimbo kwenye hii sredi yake kila nkitaka kutoka najikuta naendelea kusoma comment za watu kwa fupi leo nimeiba muda wa mwajiri pasee na sasa naishia hadi kesho hata sredi nyingine cjasoma – sakapal
24. JF is never boring – The Boss

EMT said:

Kuna watu humu wana misemo, vichekesho, n.k na hata ukiingia JF ukiwa na hasira unawezajikuta unaangua kicheko cha nguvu hadharani. Misemo mingine ni kama trade mark kwa baadhi ya members. Kwa mfano, ni nadra sana kukuta post ya Mkandara ambayo haijaanza na "Mkuu wangu" hata kama anayemjibu alimtukana. Au AshaDii bila kumalizia threads zake na "Pamoja Saana" basi hiyo itakuwa sio uzi wake.

Misemo mingine basi tuu inakufanya usitake kuikosa JF. Nimejaribu kuonhoresha baadhi ya misemo niliyokutana nayo. Some made my day. Najua ipo misemo mingi wanaJF humu, so ongezea tafadhali.

1. Your wish is my control – Invisible
2. Pamoja Saaana – AshaDii
3. Mkuu Wangu – Mkandara
4. Usitake Ncheke – Faiza Foxy
5. Mimi like sana wanaume wa jf - Smile
6. Oh boy – Mzee Mwanakijiji
7. Kwani Kongosho ni mwanamke???!?! – TANMO
8. Kwa mwanamke aliyekamilika kutongozwa siyo story. Story ni kama ungetendwa Kinyume cha tabia au maumbile – Consigliere
9. Pumba nyingine hazifai hata kulisha ng'ombe – Lizzy
10. Bora Tanganyika, Tanzania wizi mtupu - Kumbakumba
11. Nguruwe na ngiri wote haramu, ni mfano tu – Kongosho
12. Lakini jamani bandugu kutongoza ni crime? Kutongozwa je? – bht
13. Wenye akili zetu maeneo ya hivi tunayapita kama vile hakuna hata sisimizi! – PakaJimmy
14. Ujue mie mtoto wa fisadi??..kwetu kuna tv mpaka chooni ati, Nikimwambia baba utapata shida sana... – sweetlady
15. Nalog off – Washawasha
16. It's nice to admit when you're shitty! - Peasant
17. Kama hupenda c.r.a.p acha kuandika c.r.a.p – Lizzy
18. Itakuwa una plasmodium wengi kichwani kwako – nsangaman
19. Sasa ndio najua maana ya "chit - chat"! – SMU
20. Inabidi watu waelewe maana halisi ya neno "kuoana" na si kuoa au kuolewa – Faiza Foxy
21. Nikipata mwenza humu JF na kubahatika kupata mtoto, nitamwita mtoto Paw - BADILI TABIA
22. Unachotaka kufanya ni sawa na maharage yakatae kuiva halafu unayaponda kwa mwiko, jibu ni kuwa hayajaiva tu na hayatakuwa na ladha Kongosho
23. Yani huyu dada cjui kaweka ulimbo kwenye hii sredi yake kila nkitaka kutoka najikuta naendelea kusoma comment za watu kwa fupi leo nimeiba muda wa mwajiri pasee na sasa naishia hadi kesho hata sredi nyingine cjasoma – sakapal
24. JF is never boring – The Boss

Chao

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Iselamagazi said:

Pedagogist at Work - Faiza Foxy.

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sweetlady said:

EMT umenikumbusha mbali sana lol...

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charminglady said:

dah.. nimecheka sana mbele ya kadamnasi! mtoa uzi hebu nielekeze jinsi ya kuweka signature!

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EMT said:

Chezea toto la fisadi uone. Tokea siku hiyo nilikukoma. lol



Umeona eh? Watu wanawezadhani umekuwa kichaa ghafla. Cheki na mamod Invisible, Cookie, Fang, RussianRoulette, japokuwa Mod Paw naona ni mtu wa ban zaidi. Unaweza mwomba msaada akakubamiza na ban bure.

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Bishanga said:

mia=figaniga
OTIS=Otis

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EMT said:

Chezea toto la fisadi uone. Tokea siku hiyo nilikukoma. lol

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Cookie said:

EMT

Kama unachosema ni ukweli, basi Mkuu Paw akisoma hiyo post yako kwenye status yako ya JFSEM chini yake kutatokea neno lingine linaanziwa na B lol

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