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Assume we ndio traffic, ungefanya nini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Mvuta bangi mmoja alifanya ajali akaua watu 25, Kufika polisi Traffic akamuuliza ilikuaje? jamaa akasema alikuwa spidi nyingi tu ghafla akaona kundi la watu kushoto na mtu mmoja kulia na yeye hana breki, akamuuliza traffic:" wewe ungefanyaje? Traffic akasema ningemgonga yule mmoja kusave wengi. Jamaa akasema:"Hivyo ndivyo ilivyotokea, lakini yule mpumbavu alikimbia kule kwa wale wengi na mimi nikamfuata kulekule kusave wengi ndio nikauwa wote
     
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    Huyo jamaa hamnazo
     
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    Hii inachekesha bila chenga.
     
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    Eh! Hii kali......!!!!!
     
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    Makofi mawili kwanza ili akili imkae sawa
     
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    paaa paaap
     
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    Namtivuka macho kwanza.
     
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    bange bana!
     
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    Walikuwa na ugomvi hao na huyo jamaa.
     
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    Siku yangu inazd kuwa bora, that nice!
     
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    thanx guys
     
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    Inamaana wote wanaofanya mambo yasiyotarajiwa ni wafuta bangi?
     
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    Duh.......!!!!
     
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    We nooouuuumaaaaa!!!
     
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    Teh teh teh! Maliza Hao wote! Hi Kali bhana!
     
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    i call it a day
     
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    dah hyo haija2lia hata kidogo
     
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    Duuuuuuuu
     
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    daaaah..!
     
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