Addicted to "Bar Maids"

[Chauro]

Hapana Babu mi vulia wewe nyuchi yangu,majasho na uji yako abakisha kwangu bila jua wewe kisa nini eti?Sio rahisi hata kama jua wewe.

We umeumbwaje Chauro wangu?

 

[Asprin]

Hapana Babu mi vulia wewe nyuchi yangu,majasho na uji yako abakisha kwangu bila jua wewe kisa nini eti?Sio rahisi hata kama jua wewe.

Kwahiyo kwisha jua mimi mambo takuwa bam-bam?

 

[Baba_Enock]

There is no 'an' addiction, an only used for visible, tangible, or countable single thing, addiction is abstract noun, it's unreasonable where u placed it. Back to topic: Bar maids hawamfuati mwanaume but wanaume ndio wanawafuata, so hata 1000 ukitaka utawapata, so is man himself alivyo jiweka ktk akili yake, bar maids ni cha wote, period

Mr President,

hapo bold ndipo ninapojiuliza why? Unadhani urahisi wao ndiyo kivutio chao? Mimi hapa ofisini kwangu msichana akinizoe zoe bila mpango nampiga ban! Lakini a few hours later unanikuta nakunywa Serengeti Baridi pembeni yupo Amina - Hongera Baa au Corner baa pembeni yupo Ashura.. Naweza kunywa hata bia kumi na kuondoka saa sita usiku bila hata ya kuwazia ku-do naye! why?

 

[Chauro]

Hapo aongea lugha moja sasa hapana achia kikojoleo cha bibi kwa kila mtu,kama apiga hadithi tu haya lakini afungua zipu mjukuu akataa SAWA BABU.

Kwahiyo kwisha jua mimi mambo takuwa bam-bam?

 

[Nyamayao]

Mh! basi tumeumbwa tofauti............puuu!

tena sana sana......pweeehh hawa viumbe balaa.

 

[Baba_Enock]

hivi mtu unakutanaje na mtu cku hiyo hiyo na kulala na kuduu nae cku hiyo hiyo, yaani hamna kinyaa kabisa.

Nyamayao: That is 1mil dollars question!

Umepunguza maneno: Ungeandika hivi:-

Unaonana naye siku hiyo, Unamnunulia Bia siku hiyo hiyo, Unamnunulia mlo siku hiyo hiyo, Mnakubaliana siku hiyo hiyo, Mna-do siku hiyo hiyo, Unamlipia kodi ya nyumba siku hiyo hiyo, na bili za maji, umeme, taka, e.t.c siku hiyo hiyo, ... yes siku hiyo hiyo!

These ladies are "special"!

 

[Baba_Enock]

Pale Fairway nilipita juzi nikitoka site....wameleta kapya keupee....jizee moja liko NBC na miwani mikubwa lilikuwa nae buzy hadi saa tano naondoka bado lipo nae

Mkuu,

Kale kapya kanaitwa Nuriati aka Nuru - namba yake nimeshaisevu kwenye phone book!

 

[Chauro]

Yani acha .......mi nikiutazama mpango wa shughuli nzima mtu ajitokee tu huko hakyanani huwa nakusanya vinyaa vyote halafu napiga lapa huwa sielewi wanawezaje?

tena sana sana......pweeehh hawa viumbe balaa.

 

[Asprin]

Hapo aongea lugha moja sasa hapana achia kikojoleo cha bibi kwa kila mtu,kama apiga hadithi tu haya lakini afungua zipu mjukuu akataa SAWA BABU.

Sasa hadithi hadithi si yaweza kuweka mambo bam bam?...... mara moya hapana mbaya bana

 

[Nyamayao]

Yani acha .......mi nikiutazama mpango wa shughuli nzima mtu ajitokee tu huko hakyanani huwa nakusanya vinyaa vyote halafu napiga lapa huwa sielewi wanawezaje?

au wanafanyaga ki juu juu tu jamani sio kama mpango wa permanento? yaani wacha tu, wanapataga hata nafac ya kujiweka safi hawa?

 

[Nyamayao]

Mkuu,

Kale kapya kanaitwa Nuriati aka Nuru - namba yake nimeshaisevu kwenye phone book!

hebu nieleweshe hapo, y kila kapya kakija tayari una no yake?

 

[Nyamayao]

Nyamayao: That is 1mil dollars question!

Umepunguza maneno: Ungeandika hivi:-

Unaonana naye siku hiyo, Unamnunulia Bia siku hiyo hiyo, Unamnunulia mlo siku hiyo hiyo, Mnakubaliana siku hiyo hiyo, Mna-do siku hiyo hiyo, Unamlipia kodi ya nyumba siku hiyo hiyo, na bili za maji, umeme, taka, e.t.c siku hiyo hiyo, ... yes siku hiyo hiyo!

These ladies are "special"!

very very special!

 

[Asprin]

au wanafanyaga ki juu juu tu jamani sio kama mpango wa permanento? yaani wacha tu, wanapataga hata nafac ya kujiweka safi hawa?

Wako profesheno...ni wasafi huwezi amini!........Kama kale ka Ashura ka Nyamachabes.......we acha tu!

 

[Chauro]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa Babu,mjukuu anyoosha mikono afikiri akuweza wewe ushakula chumvi ingiiii.

Sasa hadithi hadithi si yaweza kuweka mambo bam bam?...... mara moya hapana mbaya bana

 

[CAMARADERIE]

Mkuu,

Kale kapya kanaitwa Nuriati aka Nuru - namba yake nimeshaisevu kwenye phone book!

Kumbe kametoka Calabash

 

[Fidel80]

tena sana sana......pweeehh hawa viumbe balaa.

Umewahi kuona umeenda na Mr. ako yaani baba chanja mmefika Bar huduma zinasua sua umewahi kuona hii?

 

[CAMARADERIE]

Wako profesheno...ni wasafi huwezi amini!........Kama kale ka Ashura ka Nyamachabes.......we acha tu!

Hawana makuu......hawa wa maofisini mara BLACKBERRY yangu....mara OPA yangu....mara lunch FAIRY DELIGHTS....sio wale...simu zao chinese...usafiri mwaibula....lunch chips dume........... na bado full smile

 

[Chauro]

Hawa wako tofauti wakitazama tu chupi zinabana basi na akili zao zinapotelea humo humo,wakati sie wengine mamito mpaka ukonnect dots ndo unalowa labda kwa wale wachache waliobarikiwa.

au wanafanyaga ki juu juu tu jamani sio kama mpango wa permanento? yaani wacha tu, wanapataga hata nafac ya kujiweka safi hawa?

 

[Asprin]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa Babu,mjukuu anyoosha mikono afikiri akuweza wewe ushakula chumvi ingiiii.

Umeona eh? Babu kwisa kula chumvi mingi.... hana mazara bana...we acha ogopa babu bana.....

 

[CAMARADERIE]

Umeona eh? Babu kwisa kula chumvi mingi.... hana mazara bana...we acha ogopa babu bana.....

Kula chumvi nyingi ya chumvini au ya misosi mkuu?