A duck walks into a bar and
asks, "Got any grapes?" The
bartender, confused, tells the
duck that no, his bar doesn't
serve grapes. The duck thanks
him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says,
"Got any grapes?" Again, the
bartender tells him that, no,
the bar does not serve grapes,
has never served grapes, and,
furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little
ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck
returns, but before he can say
anything, the bartender begins
to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If
you ever ask for grapes again,
I will nail your stupid duck
beak to the bar!'' The duck is
silent for a moment, and then
asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says
no. ''Good!'' says the duck.
''Got any grapes?''
asks, "Got any grapes?" The
bartender, confused, tells the
duck that no, his bar doesn't
serve grapes. The duck thanks
him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says,
"Got any grapes?" Again, the
bartender tells him that, no,
the bar does not serve grapes,
has never served grapes, and,
furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little
ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck
returns, but before he can say
anything, the bartender begins
to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If
you ever ask for grapes again,
I will nail your stupid duck
beak to the bar!'' The duck is
silent for a moment, and then
asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says
no. ''Good!'' says the duck.
''Got any grapes?''
