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A clever duck

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dmatemu, Feb 26, 2012.

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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    A duck walks into a bar and
    asks, "Got any grapes?" The
    bartender, confused, tells the
    duck that no, his bar doesn't
    serve grapes. The duck thanks
    him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says,
    "Got any grapes?" Again, the
    bartender tells him that, no,
    the bar does not serve grapes,
    has never served grapes, and,
    furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little
    ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
    The next day, the duck
    returns, but before he can say
    anything, the bartender begins
    to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If
    you ever ask for grapes again,
    I will nail your stupid duck
    beak to the bar!'' The duck is
    silent for a moment, and then
    asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says
    no. ''Good!'' says the duck.
    ''Got any grapes?''
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni kilaza plus! U just copy, paste and post!
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    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Pole pole mzee, utamuumiza. mwenzio!

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    If one can copy, post and paste, he is'nt a quilaser!