7 sins u must never commit against a woman...

[Safety last]

majanga ya mbeleni haya

 

[KOKUTONA]

Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
Give her smiles, she'll give u
LAUGHTER
Give her your heart, she'll give u
her LIFE
Treat Her Like a Queen, She ll
make u a
KING.
LOVE her, and she'll SUBMIT
herself!

Very true!!!!

Babu Dark City naomba usikilizepo haka kamuziki then urelate na nilichokisema afu utaamini

BAK ahsanteee....rafiki yangu FP njoo tuburudike mwaya

 

[Mamndenyi]

ni kama vile sipooo.

His satisfaction depend on how well he saisfy a woman....upooo

 

[kibaravumba]

Mhh sio kweli kabisa wanawake ni kama ngano!!hawaeleweki mara leo chapati,mara andazi,sambusa,mkate etc hata ufanye nn

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Hakuna kanuni ya ku handle mwanamke utahangaika bure!Kuna wengine wanataka u wa handle ki gangster!

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[Tusker Bariiiidi]

Mamaaa Kokutona AGANDI GANDI i do hope is GAREMBE~GAREMBE kwa sisi WACHAGA No.5 is not APPLICABLE nadhani UMENIEREWAAA... SIJAMARIIIIIZA

 

[PakaJimmy]

1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
Give her smiles, she'll give u
LAUGHTER
Give her your heart, she'll give u
her LIFE
Give her a house, she'll give u a
HOME
Give her an idea, she will give you
a PLAN.
Give her sperm, she'll give u
BABIES
Treat Her Like a Queen, She ll
make u a
KING.
LOVE her, and she'll SUBMIT
herself!
Sin against her and She will make
your life
MISERABLE
and Running over she will send
your soul to
hell.

Really women are like Children whom we men have to always give...give....give!
I see it like some kind of a business, coz if you dont give, then you dont receive nothing from a woman!..my balls!

 

[Tusker Bariiiidi]

Nisaidie kuwaambia mwaya

Kokueeee kwani Shemeji yetu kafanyaje?

 

[Mshinga]

wanaume na muwaheshimu wake zenu

wanawake na muwaheshimu waume zenu

 

[Fixed Point]

Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
Give her smiles, she'll give u
LAUGHTER
Give her your heart, she'll give u
her LIFE
Treat Her Like a Queen, She ll
make u a
KING.
LOVE her, and she'll SUBMIT
herself!

Very true!!!!

mateja utayajua tu.....
asante rafiki kwa hiki kiburudisho

 

[Fixed Point]

Babu Dark City naomba usikilizepo haka kamuziki then urelate na nilichokisema afu utaamini

BAK ahsanteee....rafiki yangu FP njoo tuburudike mwaya

yaani rafiki haya maneno ni noumer.......
hawa watu kama hawataki maisha yao yawe miserable wacheze kwa step zetu tu

 

[Dark City]

Babu Dark City naomba usikilizepo haka kamuziki then urelate na nilichokisema afu utaamini

BAK ahsanteee....rafiki yangu FP njoo tuburudike mwaya

Ahsante sana KOKUTONA,

Naomba nisiusikilize kwani huu ni wimbo wake na yeye yuko mbali kidogo.

Nyimbo zake basically ni 2, huu pamoja nuu hapa chini...



Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

BAbu, kweli unakubaliana na mwanantropolojia?

Hujaprove your kindness inasababisha 'love' :shock:, (it is not what you think, its more of fatherly love)

Mwanamme kupiga si rahisi, unless ana matatizo
Lakini wa kawaida, kabla hajanyanyua mkono atajikuta anahemea juu juu(if u know what I mean) na hatakumbuka alikuwa kakasirishwa na nini.

Ngoja tumwite Kongosho na FP wayasome haya kwanza

Halafu sie tunatunza mila kwamba lazima mara moja moja Bibi apate kichapo kidogo hatujatendewa haki kabisa...

Ngoja nimwite KOKUTONA afanye amendment kidogo kama ile kwenye Animal Farm..lol!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

Sikubali

BAbu umepokea rushwa ili kumwingiza FP kwenye kundi la '47

Naunda tume, na mie ni mwenyekiti

Umestaafu saa ngapi wakati nasikia ukirudi tu, unapewa likizo ya kutembelea labour ward??

Haya bwana, kama umestaafu basi karibu kwenye lichama letu....

Babu DC!!

wewe ndo unadhani naweza pewa hiyo likizo......
hata gfs nina uhakika anaweza asikupe habari kwa kina, maana ananionea wivu sana na kinamuuma kunipa ile salamu ya kiutu uzima. mimi ningekuwa wewe wala nisingeendeleza hili, ningejisalimisha tu..... do the needful babu

Ngoja nikuache ufurahi make sie wa 1947 tunawajua vile nyie wenzetu...

Mkishindwa jambo basi hapakaliki..inabidi mpewe ushindi ili tusivuruge amani ya nchi...

Babu DC!!

Na ushahidi ni huu

ha haaaa, nimechekaje sasa!
ushindi wa mezani kuna ambaye haupendi?
ila usisahau ukishaamka tu utoe ile salamu.
ukiona noma hapa hadharani wajukuu watakucheka basi hata chumbani inatosha, sitawaambia watu

 

[Fixed Point]

Sikubali

BAbu umepokea rushwa ili kumwingiza FP kwenye kundi la '47

Naunda tume, na mie ni mwenyekiti








Na ushahidi ni huu

siamini haya maneno yanatoka kwako.....
hata wewe huamini kama nipo past '47?
rushwa wanatoaga hata kwa vitu obvious?

 

[Kongosho]

Mie naona mwanamke kupigwa na mwanamme uzembe wake

Hasa kama ni mumewe

Akikasirika, wee kiamshe kichwa kidogo uone, huwa wanakuwa wapole na machozi wanatoa wao , wanakuwa so romantik
Ila ujue which button to press, na ukijua press it with no mercy, as if unabonyeza button ya missile ya North Korea

Anabaki anajishangaa ilikuwaje akataka kuumiza kimpacho mbingu ya 7? I like them when angry sometimes.

Babu DC hii imeandikwa kwa chapaa/mhuri wa chuma no ammendments

Kama unampiga bibi nitaenda TAMWA ujue babu...kwanza najua unavompenda bibi tena kw akipindi hiki cha kuzeeshana mkila pensheni ni full kupendana.

Au nadanganya? Labda unpe kichapo kw aupande wa kanga.
FP nisaidie niliyosema nadanganya?

ndo maana nilimwambia babu kama kuchapwa na makonde basi siku hiyo nitajua namba za simu za madalali wooote mjini

 

[Kongosho]

It is not obvious until proved so.

(la sivyo na mie anipe ushindi wa mezani) cc Dark City

siamini haya maneno yanatoka kwako.....
hata wewe huamini kama nipo past '47?
rushwa wanatoaga hata kwa vitu obvious?

 

[Fixed Point]

Mie naona mwanamke kupigwa na mwanamme uzembe wake

Hasa kama ni mumewe

Akikasirika, wee kiamshe kichwa kidogo uone, huwa wanakuwa wapole na machozi wanatoa wao , wanakuwa so romantik
Ila ujue which button to press, na ukijua press it with no mercy, as if unabonyeza button ya missile ya North Korea

Anabaki anajishangaa ilikuwaje akataka kuumiza kimpacho mbingu ya 7? I like them when angry sometimes.

he heeeee, i hope babu ataona hapa, lol!

 

[MWAMUNU]

Ukiisoma inapendeza sana ,ila kwa bahati mbaya inakinzana na maisha tunayoishi !!

 

[Dark City]

BAbu, kweli unakubaliana na mwanantropolojia?

Hujaprove your kindness inasababisha 'love' :shock:, (it is not what you think, its more of fatherly love)

Mwanamme kupiga si rahisi, unless ana matatizo
Lakini wa kawaida, kabla hajanyanyua mkono atajikuta anahemea juu juu(if u know what I mean) na hatakumbuka alikuwa kakasirishwa na nini.

Hapa unaongelea nini?

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

Sikubali

BAbu umepokea rushwa ili kumwingiza FP kwenye kundi la '47

Naunda tume, na mie ni mwenyekiti








Na ushahidi ni huu

Mie hapa ni mtazamaji sasa......

Babu DC!!