Recent content by Eliphaz the Temanite

Hivi DAWASCO hawaoni? Kila kukicha mitaani maji yanamwagika mpaka yamechimba mitaro. Halafu somewhere katikati ya mwaka tunaambiwa maji hayatoshi unaanza mgao wa maji!. Yaani imefika hatua mpaka ukitaka kujua maji yanatoka utaona tu mtaani jinsi maji yanayo vuja kila kona! Uko convert maji...

Unakoseaje umesha check in na wameita wametaja majina matatu nyie ni abiria wa mwisho tumefika pale tunaambiwa ndege wameshafunga unamwachaje mtu ambaye kwenye system yako amesha check in tayari ku board?

Bichwa lako, kama hujui kinachosemwa si ukae kimya

He is the legend of Sika!! Getting back to the square where we started..... When was the last time did we get to eat honey out of apiary

Mmeishiwa sera... Jikazeni!

Atheist gani hata hujala nyama ya MTU!!!

Azalishwe nje, akuombe msamaha bila kukuambia hilo anapata guts za ku post status, wewe unaambiwa ki ajali, ajali tu... Halafu unaamini kabisa una nafasi kwenye moyo wa huyo mwanamke.... Ur just a rebound....

Umekula limbwata wewe

We have moved from easy money.... To hard earned money by working..... There is no longo longo as it used to be..... So suck it!! Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

We dont have such names in Tanzania, whoever these freaks are must be implants..... So why don't you jus mind your business! Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Ugonjwa upi? Watu wanacheza singeli na ku celebrate happy birthday wodini..... Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Hii minyang'au unaitetea ya nini? Yameacha kusema ya kwao kutwa kusema ya kwetu... Ati.. #ukaidiwamagufuli. Kwao lock down ni kuanzia saa 12 jion mchana Nairobi is packed like gereza la tewa... Halafu wanajiona wamechuchua measures saaana.... Nyang'au kabisa! Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Hadi dawa.... Dawa tunazo zinatibu maradhi tunayougua lakini tukipeleka WHO ati mpaka waseme wao kuwa zina faa a.... Pandenga!!!!!!! Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Dunia nzima inalalamikia test kits and u there with ur form 6 biology writing an essay on it...? Look who did say it was positive, negative, inconclusive etc...them....the lab... So go ask em... What - ve means and inconclusive means... Chinese can give you shits and yo all take it like...

Kusema ukweli wafanyakazi tumenyanyasika awamu hii... Hakuna mahali dunia mfanyakazi wa umma amaweza kukaa miaka bila nyongeza, increment ya mshahara.... Jamaa amekaa kana kwamba hajui... Chapeni kazi???? Inauma sana.. TUCTA ni nafuu ya utopolo.... Yamekaa tu... Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app