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Ni siku nzuri Kwa kila mtu ambayo hutumika kama siku ya pumziko. Je, unapendelea kufanya vitu gani katika siku hizi ukiachana na ile ya kusali. Refresh day it's weekend
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wana tabia mbaya sana.ukiwa unakunywa zako bia ukigeuka unakuta chupa imeondoka dawa yao ni kutumia tarumbeta kama kawa na chupa nikiweka chini ina maana kitu nmemaliza. hawa viumbe wanatabia ya...
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Habar zenu ndugu zangu. Ebwana nimefika maskan fulan nikakuta kuna kabishano balaa. Yan jamaa watatu.. Mmoja anatokea Magomen, wa pili anatokea Ilala, na watatu anatokeaKinondoni. Sasa kila...
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Inakuwaje wadau! Kwakwel mabaharia wenzangu nikiwaga katika harakat zangu za kumtafuta shemej yenu mpya au wifi yenu (kwa ke) bac nikijibiwaga jibu hili "KWA KWELI WE KAKA NILIKUWA NAKUHESHIMU"...
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Haya ndo maeneo wanakojiiuza Malaya kwa Dar na Bei zao, 1/=Ubungo hadi Urafiki kuna Rambo bar, ipo Urafiki mwisho,Kuna mikasa ipo riverside, Kuna London ipo external, bei zao ni 5000/=hadi...
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Hili swali nimejiuliza hivi kuishi mwanamke USA New York maisha yako yote au kuishi kidume Afghanistan halafu baada ya miaka kumi au 20 unajikuta kwenye war zone halafu Taleban wanakuhisi ni...
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Wakuu salon naingia nanyoa nywele mtindo ninaoutaka, ndevu nachonga 0 ya maana kwa 2000 tu huku kitaani kwangu Wewe hapo unaingia salon unagharamika bei gani?
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Habarini wana jf, leo nitazungumzia mada tajwa hapo juu. Kumekuwa na kasumba ya watu kusubiri afike umri flan ndio aingie katika ndoa. Hii inasababishwa na iman miongon mwa watu kuwa kuoa...
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Wadau wa dini hebu jaribuni kuchunguliachungulia huko katika maandiko nina wasiwasi Bongo imetajwa
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Huu Mji kweli una mambo! Nilipokuwa nasubiri daladala kuelekea kwenye mishe zangu, nikaona mwanamke mwenye mwenye matako makubwa halafu kiuno ni kama dondora. Eeeh! Sikujua anaelekea wapi maana...
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1. Ni lazima ukiwa unakunywa hata chai kikombe 1 cha mia, akipita jirani sharti umkaribishe.(Huu ni unafiki, je kama akifika kula kweli, na una kikombe kimoja?) Na hapo ni kwenye kula tu, je...
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One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no. Then 5 mins later he raised his hand...
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Aisee nmejigundua nna tabia moja mbaya sana, yaani nikipata hela fulani (naongelea kwa mimi bachela ambaye sina hata mtoto wa kusingiziwa) Yaan nikipata tu cha kwanza nikitoa mambo mengne...
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Nakusogezea baadhi ya vifupi (Abbreviation) mbalimbali ambavyo ulikua unavifahamu au huvifahamu.. Enjoy. NewsPaper - North East West South Past and Present Report Chees - Chariot horse elephant...
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Salamu baadae. Sku hizi RIP zimekuwa nyingi mtaani hata huku. jf wanautaratibu wa kuweka hio status kwenye profile yako pale unapofariki na taarifa wanazipata kutoka kwa watu wa karibu. Sasa...
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Ukiwa umeshalewa unapenda starehe au ukishalewa nini huwa unafanya? Mimi nikishalewa huna nacheka hovyo tu nakupiga piga simu na kugawa hela hovyo Kingine ninachopendaga nikishalewa huwa...
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@gentemycine - u mach noo mwingi. Kujiona yeye bora kuliko wengine na mashauzi ya hapa na pale. FaizaFoxy- udini, u CCM na ujuaji mwingi. mshana jr- hamble, intelligent and gentleman BAK, - very...
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Umeshaambiwa Wananchi wapo katika Siku yao na Wewe tena Kelvin Kapumbu bila Huruma unapiga Bao la nguvu na la Ushindi hapo hapo.
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-Mbulula -Kugegeda -Wazee wa buku saba(hii ni maarufu kule jukwaa la siasa) -Mtaani kwetu(Katika jukwaa lilee la mambo yetu) -Dhaifu -Napita -Mods ........ ......... Ongezea misemo...
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Kuna video iko insta kwenye reels ikimuonyesha live malaika mweupe anatoka wingu moja kwenda jingine angani huku watu chini wakipiga mayowe je ni video ya kweli? Inatisha
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