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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Binti Maringo, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Binti Maringo

    Binti Maringo JF-Expert Member

    Jan 22, 2010
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    a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,

    honey,!could you fix the light in the hallway? it's been flickering for weeks now.

    he looks at her and says angrily,fix the lights now? does it look like i have
    ge written on my forehead?i don't think so.

    fine, .....then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door?it won't close right

    to which he replied, ...fix the fridge door? does it look like i have westinghouse
    written on my forehead? ...i don't think so

    fine, she says en you could at least fix the steps the front door? ..they are about to break

    i'm not a carpenter and i don't ...want to fix steps ...he says, does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? i don't think so ...i've had enough of you. ...i'm going to the bar!!!!

    so he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...............................

    he start s to feel guilty about how...he treated his wife, and decides go home

    as he walks into the house he notices ..that the steps are already fixed.

    as he enters the house , he sees the..hall light is working

    as he goes to get a beer, he notices ..the fridge door is fixed.

    honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed? ...she said, well, when you left i sat
    outside and cried.

    just then a nice young man asked me...what was wrong, and i told him.

    he offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either ...go to bed with him or bake a cake.

    he said, what kind of cake did you bake?

    she replied,....hellooooo.. do you see sara lee written on my forehead?...i don't think so!
  2. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

    Jan 23, 2010
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    Teheeeee, teheeeee, tehe, tehe..tchafya!.tchafya!.mmmh!.

    Che, gwegwe Binti Maringo, yaani nini sasa hivyoo, bhaa!, hiyo "avatar" yako somo, kha, ndo nini kutugeuzia sura hivyooooo, ah???

    Umenkumbusha mbali yaaani, .., ule nsiba wa MC Lema, Moshiiii!....