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Mkuu...
1. u have more wives than teeth
2.U own a $50000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes.
3.U refine Heroin but have a more objection to beer.
4.U think Vests come in 2 style:Bullet proof and...
Kama Ngabu...Miafrika ndivyo Ilivyo, sura kama nyani we!:D
Baba CCM mama yanga kuvaa vaa mirangi rangi...mkandara wako we!:D
Ngwiii Ngwiii Ngwiii...kama inzi, utawajua wanaviijiji we!:D...
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the...
Who Are You?
The Japanese Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori made an embarrassing verbal gaffe upon meeting U.S. president Barack Obama.
This is a story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
A few...
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs...
FACTS OR FICTION
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not...
Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my...
God: Hello... Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.
Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy...
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?!!!
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I...
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl...
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective ,....The cheapest he could get.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He...