Huyu dogi kapoteza kabsaa wajibu wake wa asili kwa kujihusisha na usanii wa dansi kwa lengo la kumwongezea kipato bwana wake na mwenyewe kuish maisha mazuri katika jamii...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good...
Wanawake wa Kimakonde, Kimakua na Kimawia wanasifika kuwa ni wakarimu sana kwenye masuala ya "kijamii", wakati fulani ukienda mikoa ya kusini kikazi na kupanga nyumba ya kulala wageni (guest...
A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of mammoths had spent the...
1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...
Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.
Men: Alright, why...
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance...
Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding to Charles, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and...
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) ...
AN EYGYPTIAN Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our...
A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it...
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can...
When teras flow in your eyes
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Because, I want to be there for you,
BECAUSE!!!!
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the staff I to you?.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife...
You know you work for the government when:
* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about
*...
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor...