As you are receiving my note by e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the...
Kuna watalii watatu walipata bahati ya kutembelea maporomoko ya maji huko Niagara Amerika... Watalii hao walikuwa Mwarabu, Muingereza na Mjapani.
Inasemekana huko Niagara Falls ukipiga ukelele...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the...
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism...
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little...
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve...
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know...
Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?
BMW __________Brings Me Women
FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI ______Hope You...
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught!
In fishing you lie about the one that got away; in loving you lie about the one you...
Don't sleep in the church
A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her...
Angalia haya mgazeti na habari zake, je vinaruhusiwa kuchapishwa humu? nijibu kama vinaruhusiwa niwe nawaletea maana wengi wenu mnashindwa kuyanunua kuogopa aibu,
Qn: What is Sex?
Ans: DUTY if done with wife!!!!
ART if done with a lover!!!!!
EDUCATION if done with a virgin boy!!!!!!!!!!!
SCIENCE if done with a fertile...
With the introduction of new courses at ARU next academic year' I happen to come across this new degree offered at the University of Marriage. TWO-YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN ~This is for those of you who...