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What a coincidence

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masaki, May 18, 2010.

  1. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next
    to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I
    just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a
    special day for me.... I am celebrating'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also
    celebrating!' says the woman.

    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they
    clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you
    celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child
    and today my gynecologist told me that I am
    pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken
    farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
    but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your
    chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
     
  2. M

    Matulanya Member

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    hahahahahahaha umenivunja mbavu kwa kicheko mkuu:target:
     
  3. roselyne1

    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha hii kali...
     
  4. M

    Matulanya Member

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    Wabarikiwe sana wanaokaa nakufikiria jokes tamu kama hizi..nimecheka sana napata picha kubwa kwa huyo mwanadada!! bunduki ya mzee haina risasi zenye shabaha..au jogoo hawiki!!
     
  5. N-handsome

    N-handsome JF-Expert Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    What a coincidence
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hii kali!!!!!
     
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    kwe kwe kwekwekekekekekekek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. JM Aristotle

    JM Aristotle Senior Member

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    I always never believed in coincidences, but now I think I do... lol
     
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