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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KUNANI PALE TGA, Aug 3, 2010.


    KUNANI PALE TGA Senior Member

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    Naughty Answers!

    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend and kills him.
    Wife says :
    "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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    A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"
    Santa wrote back,
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    What is the definition of Mistress?
    Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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    Husband asks:

    "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
    W ithout
    I nformation
    F ighting
    E very-time
    Wife replies:

    " No,......
    It means:
    W ith
    I diot
    E ver !!!"
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    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
    Panic is when both are pregnant.
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    Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
    & our driver ran away
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    A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
    Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
    Son, THAT is confidential.