Mwanaume mmoja nchini Ireland amejikuta akimzalisha dada yake bila kutarajia baada ya kuangukia kwenye mapenzi bila kujua kuwa mwanamke huyo ni dada yake. Ameamua kufunga naye ndoa ili waweze...
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''...
MKUU wa wilaya ya Mbinga, Edmund Mjengwa, amemsimamisha kazi Ofisa Mtendaji wa Kata ya Ruanda, Maurus Lulemi na kuamuru awekwe rumande. Hatua ya Mjengwa inatokana na Lulemi kudaiwa kutoa kibali...
Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale.
She buys a dozen of the same colour.
Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, "Why buy me the same colour?
People will...
Kwenye baraza la kahawa Mpemba mmoja alikua anahadithia jinsi yeye na mke wake walivyosaidiwa lifti ya gari na rafiki yake mmoja jijini hapa.
Alisema: "Wallahi sikujua kama Hamud alikuwa mkarimu...
Kila inapofika Mwezi Juni huwa nakikumbuka hiki kisa.
Rafki yangu aliniomba nimsindikize ukweni kwao ambapo mkewe alikuwa huko kwa ajili ya kusubiri tarehe ya kujifungua.
Tulipofika ukweni sasa...
MUIM WA MAJI [ Umuhimu wa maji]
Samani, siku ule mimi alikuwa sule kama mitoto ndogo, maalim nalikuwa
namambia sisi ni maji ni msuri saidi moloyo kwa kurudo mswak, kuoga.
kumupa dhian'g, diel na...
Huyu mama yuko ki maslahi zaidi....
A Xhosa woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ralphie, all he wants is anal $ex and my a$$hole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be the size of...
Siku moja baba na familia yake walikuwa wamekaa sebuleni huku wakipiga stori moja na nyingine, ikafika wakati Baba akamtania Mama, mazungumzo yakawa kama hivi:-
Baba: Mama Joyce wewe muoga sana...
A female TV reporter went to have an interview with
A farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......
Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the...
AFTER ENGAGEMENT
HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do you want me to leave?
HE: No, never.
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Yes i did, i'm doing & i'll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I'd rather die...
A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, n> I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I don't love you, then what are you doing in my house?
Back...
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack
Husband:
God saw me hungry, he created...