A dog asked a cat: why do u guys hide when u're doing it?
And the cat replied: that's because we don't want humans to copy our style, they've already copied urs.LOOOOL !!
Ilitokea katika darasa moja la shule ya msingi mwalimu alipomuuliza Nevig:-
Mwalimu: Ikiwa baba yako kakopa 10,000 dukani na akaambiwa alipe kila siku kwa muda wa siku tano je kila siku atakuwa...
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,'...
Jamaa alikwenda Hospital na akakaa kwenye ukumbi wa kusubiri ilikwenda kumuona Daktari.Karibu yake kuna mtu mmoja ambaye alikua analia kwa maumivu.Akamuuliza mbona unalia akamjibu nilikuja kufanya...
tumezoea kuwasifu ndugu zetu wamasai kuwa wanadumisha mila hasa kwa mavazi yao, swali langu lipo kwa jirani zangu wanaotokea iringa. Je ni mambo gani ya msingi ambayo wakifanya wataonekana nao...
Ni kweli Mungu anasamehe lakini unapomueleza binadamu mwenzio ubaya huu unategemea hataogopa................?????
Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini...
A Boy wrote this letter to his Father
Dear Dad!
Thi$ $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. Mathematic$, a$tronomy, and economic$ are the $ubject$ I like...
Wanajf nimekumbuka na kutafakari nikapenda tushirishane wote hiki kitu,hebu turudi zamani zile za kale kabla ya ugunduzi wa vitu ambavyo tunatumia kama magari,ndege,meli,laptops,cellphones,plasma...
Dear Sir/Madam,
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company
and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told...
Hivi nikwanin dada zetu wakichaga shep zao huwa azielewek? Make miguu midogooo! Alafu kifuani wamejaliwa then hips do magumash na miondoko yao ya ajabuajabu
Msukuma mmoja alibahatika kwenda zake Uingereza, baada ya kufika alishangaa uzuri wa mji na majengo ya kushangaza.
Ili akirudi Tanzania awakonge wenzake kila alichokiona alitaka kujua...
Habari dhenu wana grit thinka,ni hivi nilialikwa ktk kanisa moja hapa Jijini Arusha kwasababu kuna mdhungu kaja kutoka huko kwa watemi(USA)ili tukasikilize neno la Mungu,basi baada ya kwaya...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George...
President Bush came to visit Mubarak in Egypt and was impressed by how popular he was and how easily he kept winning re-elections.
Mubarak he said. Im about to run for re-election...
Katika hospitali teule ya Mugana huko Nkenge kwa kina nshomile mzee mmoja alikuwa anatibiwa kisonono na sista wa kizungu wakati mzungu kashika mkasi wenye pamba anakamua samsing ya babu usaha...