I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my...
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then
they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to
eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and
told...
Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji...
A guy wanted to live for 100 years. One day he went to a doctor and he said: "Doc, I wanna live for 100 years." The doc asked him: "Do you do drugs?" He said: "No". "Do you go out clubbing?" He...
To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the...
Habari wana Jf nipo hapa Arusha naona niwape hii huenda itasaidia, kuna watu wanajidai wao ni madalali wa safari za Loliondo kwa Babu na kuchukua pesa za watu na kuwaambia magari yatakuja jioni na...
One day a friend said to his friend: "Our friendship means a lot to me - when you cry I cry, when you laugh I laugh when you jump outta window.........I look down, then I laugh again."
Kwa mujibu wa Dr bigwa wa wanyama wizara ya maliasili na utalii. Simba huyo alionekana mara ya mwisho mikumi mwezi uliopita.
Chanza cha habari kinasema, simba huyo alianza maandamano wiki...
Jacob age 85, and Rebeka age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in...
VER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM...
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody...
The vocabulary of a kibanda near you. don't ignore this when you are in Kenya
1. Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced with a fork.
2. chapati dondosa - this is where...
Masharobaro wote walikufa "Gongo la mboto"kutokana na majibu yao.Ona ilivyokuwa:-
Lala chini bom hilo! "ntachafuka men"
Tamko!hali ya hatari panda lory! "nasubir tax men"
Zima simu kuepuka...
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make...