Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your...
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to...
Baada ya siku kadhaa kuingia ktk ndoa, mke aliamua kwenda kwa mama yake kumpa malalamiko juu ya mumewe. Akamwambia,
Mtoto: mama tokea aniowe n-vita-tuu n-vita-tuu.
Mama: angalau wewe mwanangu...
kuna tetesi kuwa helcopter ya mh Freeman Mbowe imeonekana ikitua maeneo ya Loliondo kwa yule pastor anayetibu magonjwa sugu.mwenye habari zaidi atujuze..
Mtoto mmoja mwenye umri wa miaka mitano alikua na kawaida yakucheza ndan ya ua nyumba yao na kila mara alikua akifuatilia nyenzo za mama yake hasa pale mama yake alipokua amebeba kopo lenye...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and youll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized...
Trying to teach good manners, a teacher asked her students:
Jeff, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'...
A guy (with stuttering problem) walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"
The doc says...
Jamaa moja alienda kijiji flan cha wambulu kwa nia ya kugombea ubunge,ikafika siku ya kumwaga sera na mwisho akasema naomben mnipe kura zenu kumbe kura kwa kimbulu ni ma....ko.nusura wamwue kwa fimbo.
A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just before
he reaches the front of the queue, a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt
pushes in.
The Angel addresses this guy, 'Who are...
Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe,
akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama
kitandani.
"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani...
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Lexus car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one...
A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, "This is my Car, and that my door, hitch brrrr ".
They enter into the house, he continues...
Mzee alimfungulia mshkaji kesi kwa kumchukulia mke yake. Mwisho wa siku ikafika, na hakimu kumuacha huru mshtakiwa kwa kutokuwa na kosa. Ndipo yule mzee alipomgeukia hakimu na kumuambia...
Mzee...
Siku moja Imamu kawaambia watu msikitini. Anaeteswa na mkewe kati yenu asimame. Wote wakasimama, isipokuwa mmoja tu kabaki amekaa. IMAMU akamwambia MAASHALLAH Wewe huteswi na mkeo, Yule mtu...
Maporomoko yatokea Mgodini Mererani na kuua idadi ya wafanyakazi isiyojulikana ndipo kampuni ya Meremeta Mining Group ikatangaza ndugu na warithi wote waende wakachukue hela za ndugu zao waliokufa...