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1. Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and youll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
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2. Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
GET MORE HERE www.lifeofmshaba.com: jokes-Various Laws
