A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just before he reaches the front of the queue, a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt pushes in. The Angel addresses this guy, 'Who are you? So that I may know whether or not to admit you to Heaven?' The guy replies, 'I'm Phillipo, a Tanzanian bus driver from Dar es Salaam.' The Angel consults his list, smiles and says to Phillipo, 'Enter into the Paradise. So the Tanzanian bus driver enters Heaven and the Priest is now next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, 'I am Father Alphonse Kamande of St. John Cathedral of Nairobi for the last 43 years.' The Angel once again consults his list and says, 'I am sorry, you are on waiting list. You have to pass some tests before you get entry to the Kingdom of Heaven. The Priest says, 'Just a minute. That man was a bus driver, and you issued him an instant entry. But I have to go through more tests. How can this be?' The Angel replies, 'Father, I am sorry but up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept. While he drove, people prayed.'