"Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

[SMU]

A guy (with stuttering problem) walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your pen*s. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long pen*s. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

 

[IronBroom]

Ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaa so the doc took the long one............

 

[MaxShimba]

Ha aha aha a, Dddddoctor wwwwaaas a c..... one.

 

[TANMO]

Sasa hicho Kimbembe!

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Sasa hicho Kimbembe!

kweli huwezi kuelewa umuhimu wa ulichonacho mpaka ukipoteze

 

[Lubaluka]

Najutaaaa, na ndoa ndio inaelekea kuvunjika !!! mama nanii hajauliza kweli mali yake ndefu imeenda wapi akaifwate ?????

 

[TANMO]

Najutaaaa, na ndoa ndio inaelekea kuvunjika !!! mama nanii hajauliza kweli mali yake ndefu imeenda wapi akaifwate ?????

Akiiulizia kama ndo mimi namwagiza kwa Dokta, kwani si kiukweli mali si ni ya kwangu Bana? Ila tu dokta alicheza faulo....

 

[SMU]

This still makes me lough! Mamama...madili meme....mengine bwana baba..balaa!

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

mhhh! Dddddoctor nnnnni nnnnnourmer.