A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following: "Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time." "You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady. "In the country we don't talk our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady", said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my friend how to spella Mississippi."