Nina furaha kuwatangazia watanzania wenzangu kwamba tuna ugeni mzito siku 2-3 hizi tumetembelewa na Rais wetu akitokea South Afrika na atakuwepo nchini kwa mapumziko mafupi kabla ya kusafiri tena...
Kimbweka met a newly wed friend and asked,
"What is the name of your wife?
Imma said, "Google Maria".
Kimbweka said, "Amazing, I never heard such a name for a Tanzanian woman. She must be rich...
Mbongo mmoja alikuwa akifanya kazi kwa mzungu. Ikafika siku moja mbongo akaomba likizo. Mzungu akawaza ampe nini mfanyakazi wake aliyempenda sana. Basi akafikia uamuzi wa kumpa kio. Akanunua kioo...
Wanaelezea ajari ya jana ya mikumi kwa namna ya utan sana kama ni tukio la shangwe au la furaha ambapo kuna wafiwa ambao bado wanamisiba mibichi na majeruh ambao mpaka sasa hawajapatiwa tiba...
Please avoid kissing other people's wives when they are not around…..!!!!!!!
Kissing a wrong woman!!!!!
This is true; happened in LESOTHO…..
Hii nimeikuta kwenye wall page ya mholanzi aishiye Arusha, akielezea furaha ya kuokoa maisha ya mbwa.
"I think it is safe to tell now, we have a new puppy her name is Suffy and she survived the...
Dear Sir/Madam,
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told there is...
Katikati ya lecture jamaa akaanza kuuza chai, "enzi hizo nipo kijijini nilikuwa nakimbia balaa, kuna siku nilimkimbiza swala mpaka nikamkamata..." kabla hajamalizia simu yake iliita na akaenda...
Mandela, Kenyata & Nyerere died and all went straight to hell.
Mandela said "I miss South Africa, I want to call Pretoria, Cape Town and Johannesburg and see how everybody is doing there.
He...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. Habari za Asubuhi, Mabibi na Mabwana...!
This is your captain (Mabula) welcoming you on board of Air Tanzania.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking...
Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes...
Jamaa mmoja alipeana miadi na demu mmoja kijijini.Ilipofika saa 4 usiku,jamaa akajiandaa kisha akaelekea kwenye gheto la yule demu.Alipofika pale,akamkuta mshkaji mwingine akimtongoza yule demu...
Hizi tetesi nimezisikia muda mrefu sana, lakini leo ninachokiandika ni ushuhuda wa macho yangu.
Nipo Malaika Beach, amekuja tajiri mmoja mwenye viwanda vya kusimika samaki.
Amevaa shati la...
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old.
Infact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking
That she probably had a really hot...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge.