One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife...
Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the...
Bibi mmoja toka kanda ya ziwa,kabila nalihifadhi,alikuwa amekuja kumtembelea mtoto wake hapa dar. Alikaa kama miezi sita hivi na mwanawe. Maisha yao yalikuwa mazuri tu kwani walikuwa wanakula na...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup...
Baada ya madaktari bingwa wa akili kushughulika na wagonjwa wao kwa mda mrefu,hatimae wakapata nafuu. Siku moja madaktari wakawakuta wako nje wanawika kama jogoo...kokolikoooh.., lakin mmoja wao...
Do you stand out from the crowd? Unlikely by Sunny Bindra on July 31, 2011 · 19 comments
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Have you ever read a book where you want to stand up on your bed...
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo. Mmoja aling'ang'nia kuzungumzia kero za familia yake hatimaye mwenzake akasema " Unadhani familia yako ina matatizo?" Basi...
Wananchi katika mikoa ya Singida, Morogoro na Tabora wanahusudu kuwachagua wabunge wenye asili ya Asia.
Sielewi sababu nini ya wahindi kuchaguliwa katika mikoa hii.
Naomba tujadili swala hili.
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested-"I'm looking for a spouse,can you please help me find a suitable one?". The marriage officer said"your requirements...
JAMBO BANA jf.
IKO HII KITU NASUMBUA KITWA YANGU MIMI NAKUA KOSA RAHA.
NAOMBA TAJA HII KABILA NAJUA WEWE IKO FANYA VITENDO BAYA BAYA.
HINDI YENYEWE NAACHIA MILKI YA MALI MKE YAKE..HII APANA...
HEHE SKILLS AND TECHNICAL COLLEGE inatangaza kozi zifuatazo kwa mwaka wa masomo 2010/2011
- kugema ulanzi, miezi 6
-kusokota kamba ya kujinyongea, miezi 3
-kuchagua mbwa anaefaa kuliwa na...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
company is not doing any thing about it. So he...
leo nilialikwa kwa jamaa yangu,baada ya kumaliza msosi nikaulizia toothpicks mwenye nyumba akamwuuliza housegirl toothpicks iko wapi? house girl nikitu gani baba hicho?jamaa akafafanua ni vile...
Sifa:
Mkristo.
25 to 32yrs of age.
I dont care whether working or jobless.
learned(some people are educated but not lerned).
God fearing.
Awe mkazi wa Iringa.
PMs are welcomed.
Sababu: Mke wangu...
Mmetuletia maji mgao tumekubali!
Mmetuletia umeme mgao tumekubali!
Mmetuletia mafuta mgao tumekubal
ila chondechonde msituletee mgawo wa bia patachimbika maana ndo serikali inayotusahaulisha...