We should not complain about the money we get

[MduduWashawasha]

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his boss his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was
surprised to hear this, but the boss went on to explain.
Boss:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Boss:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Boss:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Boss:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)
Boss:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 =122 in days)
Boss:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Boss:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Boss:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Boss:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Boss:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Boss:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Boss:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Boss:- Do you come to work on 9th December (independence day)?
Man:- No sir!
Boss:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Boss:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Boss: - So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Boss :- So, what are you claiming?
Man: - I see! thank you sir for all the money you have been giving me,
I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company.

 

[First Born]

kingeota nyasi.

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Mi ningegoma

 

[Mlamoto]

Duh! hii kali!

 

[afrodenzi]

Boss mchoyo sana huyo....

 

[Pedro1]

Hahahaha nimeipenda hyo kumbe alikuwa anafanya kazi bure lol

 

[MAMENGAZI]

Hahahaha nimeipenda hyo kumbe alikuwa anafanya kazi bure lol

sio alikua anafanya kazi bure alikua analipwa bila kufanya kazi kwa mujibu wa boss wake. Sasa akiongezewa na sabasaba, nanenane, maulid, idi mosi na pili, pasaka na jumatatu yake, muungano na mapinduzi toooba, itabidi arudishe mshahara wa watu.

 

[Spear_]

Mi ningegoma

Duh! hii kali!

Boss mchoyo sana huyo....

Hahahaha nimeipenda hyo kumbe alikuwa anafanya kazi bure lol

sio alikua anafanya kazi bure alikua analipwa bila kufanya kazi kwa mujibu wa boss wake. Sasa akiongezewa na sabasaba, nanenane, maulid, idi mosi na pili, pasaka na jumatatu yake, muungano na mapinduzi toooba, itabidi arudishe mshahara wa watu.

Ndugu zangu woote hapo juu mmchemka....

alipopiga 1/3 ya 366 alifanya makosa... coz 366 ni siku sio masaa so kama alitaka kuwa correct angetakiwa azidishe 24(hours) x 366(days) then jibu lake ndo atafute 1/3 yake...

 

[Masuke]

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the<br />
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his boss his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was<br />
surprised to hear this, but the boss went on to explain.<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year?<br />
Man:- 365 days and some times 366<br />
Boss:- how many hours make up a day?<br />
Man:- 24 hours<br />
Boss:- How long do you work in a day?<br />
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.<br />
Boss:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?<br />
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)<br />
Boss:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?<br />
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 =122 in days)<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on weekends?<br />
Man:- No sir<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?<br />
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days<br />
Boss:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many<br />
days do you now have?<br />
Man:- 18 days.<br />
Boss:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that<br />
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?<br />
Man:- 4 days<br />
Boss:- Do you work on New Year day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on workers day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 2 days sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on 9th December (independence day)?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 1 day sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you work on Christmas day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss: - So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- None sir!<br />
Boss :- So, what are you claiming?<br />
Man: - I see! thank you sir for all the money you have been giving me,<br />
I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company.

<br />
<br />
Angemuuliza kama sijawahi kufanya kazi hata siku moja inakuwaje leo niko hapa.

 

[Abbasy]

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the<br />
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his boss one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his boss his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was<br />
surprised to hear this, but the boss went on to explain.<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year?<br />
Man:- 365 days and some times 366<br />
Boss:- how many hours make up a day?<br />
Man:- 24 hours<br />
Boss:- How long do you work in a day?<br />
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.<br />
Boss:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?<br />
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)<br />
Boss:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?<br />
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 =122 in days)<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on weekends?<br />
Man:- No sir<br />
Boss:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?<br />
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days<br />
Boss:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many<br />
days do you now have?<br />
Man:- 18 days.<br />
Boss:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that<br />
14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?<br />
Man:- 4 days<br />
Boss:- Do you work on New Year day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on workers day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 2 days sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you come to work on 9th December (independence day)?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss:- So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- 1 day sir!<br />
Boss:- Do you work on Christmas day?<br />
Man:- No sir!<br />
Boss: - So how many days are left?<br />
Man:- None sir!<br />
Boss :- So, what are you claiming?<br />
Man: - I see! thank you sir for all the money you have been giving me,<br />
I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company.

<br />
<br />
thanx nimeridhika sana