Ningeiweka kulee kwenye Jukwaa lilee lakini ingekuwa ni balaa!!
Mama mzazi wa Blandina Nyoni Katibu Mkuu Wizara ya Afya (maana hajafukuzwa wala mwingine hajateuliwa) Amefariki dunia jana saa moja...
Naanza lakini msinihukumu;
1. Ukiona mtu ana penda sana mbege-Ni Mchaga
2. Ukiona mtu ni bahiri sana-Huyo bila shaka atakuwa Mpare
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A lady load onto a bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby, baby refuses to suckle, she yells at the baby ebu nyonya ama ntamnyonyesha huyu uncle yupo hapa...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?"
"Well" said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub...
Today I spent minutes trying to overtake some annoying lady who was driving right smack in the middle of the road, never using her rear view mirrors and absolutely deaf. Over the rest of the...
jamani ndugu zangu naomba mtu mwenye contact ya chuo cha ustawi wa jamii cha DSM anisaidie maana nimeangaika kwenye google bila mafanikio.nakama unajua qualification zao pamoja na muda wa maombi...
Yaani nimekutana na jamaa anaeongea hivi hadi nikashangaa maana sikuwahi kuona jambo kama hili anafanya mtu ambaye tayari ana dhamana ya wananchi wa Tanzania wana kazi ya ziada kuhakikisha rais...
kichaa alikuwa ufukwenimwa bahar akiwaza,Jamaa akamuuliza:Unawaza nini?kichaa akajibu:natafakar hii bahari ingekua supu ningeinywa na chapat ngap?
Good night ma dias.
siku kama ya leo mama yangu mzazi aliniambia ilikua furaha sana kwani kijana wa kiume nilizaliwa pongezi kwa mama mzazi kwa kunilea mpaka hapa.
sina shaka napokea pongezi zenu pia.
Habari zenu wakuu,
Leo ni jumatano ya majivu kwa wenzetu wakristo na wakati mzuri wa kutafakari kufa kwa mwokozi Yesu kristo na ushindi wa kifo chake.
Nawatakia wote kwaresma njema yenye utulivu...
naomba kuuliza swali kwako Nape nauye, je? ulivuta bangi ukubwani ama ulizaliwa na degedege?
Nape Nnauye
HAKIKA CHANDIMU NA JF WAO WAMECHANGANYIKIWA SANA....hahahaaa MPAKA WANACHONGA...
Kwa maoni yangu,yafuatayo ndiyo maneno maarufu kwenye Vyuo Vikuu vyetu hapa Tanzania:
1.'Boom'(fedha za kujikimu zitolewazo na Bodi ya Mikopo ya Elimu Ya Juu kwa wanachuo/wanafunzi)
2. 'Kuuza...