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Mr: Nitakua natoka na kurud mda ninaotaka na kwenda ninapotaka. Unatakiwa unipikie chakula kitam kila siku. Pia...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies.
"I just caught my wife in bed with...
Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...
Rais akifungua mradi wa maji basi atachota na kunawa kidogo,akiwa anazindua barabara basi atatembea kidogo kwenye barabara hiyo mpya,pia rais akifungua jengo fulani atakata utepe na kuwa wakwanza...
jamani mnamkumbuka yule binti wa arusha angel aliyekuwa bss
Yule mweupeeeeeeeee kama zeru zeru
Am in love jamani na huyu mtoto mwenye kunipa file lake jamani msishangae ukasikia nimemuoa yule...
Mlevi kaingia bar na kumwambia meneja.
"Ebwana daaaah. Unajua mi ninashabaha ile mbaya... Naweza kujaza mkojo kwenye ileeee chupa ya juu kabisa counter bila hata kudondosha hata tonye..." Meneja...
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Kwa aibu alitoka darasan bila kuaga, akakaa wiki mbili bila kuingia clas. Wiki ya 3 akaingia darasan na mazungumzo...
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a...
Nimeona kuna groups za Wanyakyusa kwenye Facebook.
Huko wanapeana habari za nafasi za kazi na nafasi za scholarship nje ya nchi.
Hili kwa kweli ni jambo jema, natamani na sisi kabila letu...
kuna tetesi zinasema eti kuwa ruge mutahaba uwezo wake wa kuwala wasanii wa kibongo haujaishia hapo ila mhaya huyu inasemekana aliwahi kutoka na mya pamoja na kat deluna
chanzo chetu cha habari...
Wana - wa - Bodi Jf,
Binafsi yangu ninazo kumbukumbu mahsusi , toka kwa Shangazi yangu. Nakumbuka siku 1 mie nikiwa na umri wa kama miaka 16 hivi , tukiwa tumekaa na Shangazi alikuja Binti wa...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a...