Binafsi kuna jambo linanikera sana paale ninaposikia sauti kwenye simu yangu (mtandao wa Tigo) inayonijulisha salio langu kwenye simu. Sikereki kujulishwa, bali nakerwa na sauti ya mtu kama vile...
I think Kenyan men will not go to hell.Because you dont go to hell twice.
Having your wife smacking your ass is at the least an abomination,and it subjects a man to a hell that is mental...
Three men went to hell
The devil said to them"You have come to hell,and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1,2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was...
Sadru divorced his wife on their wedding night.
REASON: He saw a label on her underwear written:
"100% SOFT & TIGHT" tested by Khan & Brothers'. Approved by Singh & Sons'.
Jambo JF
Mimi bana naomba kwanza mniwie radhi. Najua ni maudhi kwenu ingawa pia kwa wengine inaweza kuwa baraka maana nimewaletea wenza wenu!
Miaka ya ujana wangu nilikuwa si haba jamani. Kama ni...
kwa muda mrefu tumekuwa tukiwasema dada zetu wa vyuo vikuu hasa UDSM kuhusiana kimapenzi na wanafunzi wenzao au mapedeshe wa mtaani.kuna kipindi tuliwahi kusikia wanafunzi hawa kujiuza kimwili...
Habib-al-masad fil-kubul-aajab laysa-it-maujud adbil-kul-wyjad. Mantal-fyka=sad HII ULIYOSOMA NI DUA YA KUONDOA NGUVU SEHEMU ZA SIRI HEBU ZICHEKI ZAKO ZIPO..??
Kuna Jamaa wawili walihudhuria kikao cha maandalizi ya Harusi na Mwenyekiti akawaomba kabla ya kuanza kikao Wajumbe wajitambulishe ili wafahamiane.
Wajumbe wakaanza,
Mimi naitwa Mwaisapile wa...
Nimekuja zangu kikazi katika mji huu jina kapuni. Baada ya kufika nikapokelewa na rafiki yangu. Tukiwa standi, nilimwambia anisaidie kutafuta hotel nzuri ya kulala na yeye akajibu nisiwe na shaka...