Duu hapa nilipo namajanga kibao.
Kiukweli hili ni neno majawapo ambalo kila siku iendayo kwa mwenyezi MUNGU. lazima nilisikie masikion mwangu.
Je wadau neno hili lina maana gani?? Au umekwisha...
Habari zenu, mkiwa kwenye Jumapili inayoelekea I. C.U kwa kasi sana.
Nimekua naguswa sana na wanawake wenye upevu wa kiakili na maarifa na hasa yale yanayoendana na mahusiano.
Hidaya (22...
There was big news in Heaven.
Micheal ran to Heaven's gate and
said "Whitney what are you
doing here?" and she said "I came
to sing a duet with you",
Aaliyah said "I wanna be in it
too"...
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the
back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did...
Ni tabia mbaya kila siku hukosei mda wa msosi unapoenda kwa watu,
Ni tabia mbaya unaenda kwa watu halafu unasahau kitu makusudi ili kesho uje kukichukua mda wa msosi.
Ni tabia mbaya magamba...
A boss saying 2 his secretary that we are going abroad for a tour for a week.
Secretary calls her husband: I'm going abroad for one week.
Husband calls her girlfriend: Wife is going away for a...
Rozi Muhando - Ndivyo Ulivyo [official video].flv - YouTube
Ndivyo Ulivyo By Rose Mhando..... wewe ni Wimbo upi umekugusa sana/ umeupenda sana Jumapili/siku ya leo hii?
Mende mmoja alikuwa anamuuliza mshikaji wake yaani shoga Kama wange toka out Pamoja , shoga naye akamjibu yakuwa Leo naumwa yaani niko mwezini(Leo mwenzako na bleed ) kumbe shoga maskini...
A carrot married a cabbage. Next day tomato asked carrot; "How was your wedding night?". While exhausted, carrot replied: "I spend the whole night just undressing her"
Habarini wana jf wenzangu, mwenzenu nilizaliwa tarehe 18 march 198_, japo bado nimelazwa KCMC lakini namshukuru MUNGU kwani nimeweza kuiona siku ya leo na ninaendelea vyema, aidha nawashukuru wote...
Hello JF,
kufuatia kugundua kuwa kuna watu hawawezi kukaa mbali na jf, na pia wakiwa na shughuli za msingi wakti mwingine zaweza simama kisa JF. sasa naomba kuwasilisha hoja hii kwa nini kusiwe...
Wakuu habarini za jioni?
Mimi nina swali ambalo linanitatiza kiasi flani labda wenzangu mshalitatua.
Kuna hili tangazo la simu ya vodacom ambayo inauzwa shilingi 149,999!Je hii hela ipo? Na...
Never underestimate asian minds: Mr Patel sees a prostitute and asks how much? She says: £50 on the bed, £30 on the sofa, £10 on the floor. Mr Patel gives her £50. She says WOW, on the bed? Mr...
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence...
Nawaza kama UKIMWI usingekuwepo watu wangefanya ngono kama hayawani. Manake kama hivi tu na huu UKIMWI watu wanakua na wapenzi wengi, ingekuaje kama usingekuwepo?
!!
Hebu tubadili tabia na...
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