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Ikibidi wafe.
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wana JF nikiwa pale TRA maeneo ya Mwenge nakutana na kioja cha mwaka!
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Kufika guest vyumba vimejaa kimebaki kimoja tu! wakaamua kulala pamoja ila wakajitenga...
Mama na mwanae walikuwa
ndani ya tax usiku
wakapitishwa mitaa ambyo
kuna wanawake wanaojiuza
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mtoto:mama hao watu walio
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Jamaa kaingia chuo katikati ya simesta kaishiwa akamuandikia baba yake barua.
'Chuoni mambo mazuri sana, kuna maajabu hapa maprofesa hapa wamegundua njia ya kufundisha mbwa kuongea, mlete Bobi...
kama kawaida yao uko uswazi,juzi walinitia mkali kiasi cha kushindwa kuwanyaka vizuri ma'ke waliniacha hoi kidogo nusura nijikimambi baada ya kunyimwa albino wangu nikaambae na noha uku nikishusha...
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a...
Thomas & Macho went for an interview.
Thomas went to school & Macho didn't!
So Thomas was being interviewed first.
Interviewer: When were computers invented?
Thomas: In 1910 & improved in1980...
Mangi kakamatwa na askari.alipofika kituoni mambo yalikuwa ivi.
Askari ...unaitwa nani?
Mchaga ... Mboya afande!
Askari... Wacha kufanya utani na chombo cha usalama.untaja sehemu zangu za...
kuna mwanamke m1 alimuuliza mumewe et umetembea kimapenz na wanawake wangp?
mumewe akajibu wengi sn kama nywele za kachw changu...mkewe akafunga virago akaepa kufika njiana kakumbuka mumewe ana...
Jamaa kapata kimwana Temeke, ili am impress akaendesha gari lake hadi Kunduchi wakakaa kando ya bahari mahaba mazito yalifuatiwa na unywaji hatimae kulala, kabla ya kulala mdada akasema;
MDADA...