Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye daladala za mbagala kama ilivyo kawaida, babu mmoja akawa ameingia kwa ulaini akapata siti,..mara konda anamuuliza babu' unalia nini sasa' babu akamwambia...
UMEPITA KARIBU NA ATM, UNAKUTA IMEKOROFISHA INAMWAGA MANOTI HOVYO JE?
a) Utampigia simu meneja wa benki
b) Utatatafuta rambo ujisevie
c) Utaenda kuwaita watu wengine nao wachukue
d)...
A first-gradeteacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister...
I don't know how 'am writing this thread......................Wapi Erickb52, Asprin, papaa Bishanga, the sober shemale Kongosho 'ma former wife charminglady.. cacico the lady in da haus, Mphamvu...
Mrembo mmoja alipokea cm ya namba ngeni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi ;-
NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend..??
MREMBO: ndio ninae kwn wee nan ??
NAMBA NGENI: mimi baba ako kumbe una boyfriend...
A man died in a horrible fire.The mortician thought it was George,but he needed somebody to make a positive identification.The task fell to George's two best friends: Joe and Ally.
Joe:"He's...
Kuna ushahidi usio shaka kwamba mambo mengi ya kigaidi na uchonganishi yanayofanywa na Chadema kila kukicha nyuma yake yanamkono wa wazungu sita kutoka nje ( majina kwasasa tayari ninayo)...
Inatia moyo jinsi watanzania wavyojituma kutangaza mambo yanayofanyika humu nchini. Nimefurahishwa na kasi kubwa ya maendeleo katika kubuni vitendea kazi kwa kutumia SIDO. Nimeona hadi combine...
Jamani nataka nitume documents original kutoka Tz kwenda Europe.....je ni njia ipi inayoaminika.
Ninavyofahamu DHL inajulikana sana,ila sijui ofisi zao hapa Tanzania especially dar es salaam na...
John: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
John: The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue.mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo...
jamaa siku 1 akiwa katka pita pita zake
mtaan akahis kiu ya maji,ikabid aende
nyumba ya karibu.mara akabisha hodi
na kuomba maji ya kunywa,lakin
akaletewa maziwa, akayanywa yale
maziwa baada...
jaman kama wiki iliopita nilivoweka thread ya mimi kurudi nyumban basi hatmae nasty nipo uswahilin kwetu huku ila tuu ninasalamu nyingi sana kutoka kwa mamaangu mzazii, anawasalimu saana. Tena my...
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Utafikiri tunakwenda msitu wa Mabwepande aisee!!