Imagine ten thousand usd dropped on your doormat (or you won in lottery, whatever), what would you do with it?
For me: It would go towards a penis enlargement operation.
..Dogo mmoja alikuwa anapga story na dingi yake mara demu wake akatokea!...dah! Ila Dingi mwenyewe alikuwa mtata sana.... bc dogo akaamua kutumia akili ya kuzaliwa hivyo...maongez na dem wake...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of this family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she is...
Wanajamvi: Baada ya kufikiri sana thread anazotoa Malaria Sugu na aliases zingine za ID zake humu JF, nimegundua kwamba thread hizo zina mwelekeo mmoja tu ati-Chadema, anti-Slaa, anti-Christian...
Annivesary-
Mke aliamka saa nane za usiku kakuta mumewe hayuko kitandani,akamkuta yuko sebuleni akiwa na mawazo tele;
MKE: Jamani vipi tena usiku huu?
MUME: Unakumbuka siku baba yako alipogundua...
1970.NIPENDE LAKINI USINIGUSE
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1990.NIBUSU LAKINI USINIFANYE KITU
2000.FANYA KILA KITU LAKINI USIMWAMBIE MTU
2011.FANYA KILA KITU LAKINI JUA HAUPO PEKE YAKO
Hiiv...
Shahidi wa tukio la ajali akitoa ushahidi wake mahakamani..na hivi ndivyo ilivyokua:
Mwanasheria: "Ni kweli kwamba uliishuhudia ajali iliyotokea?"
Shahidi: "Ndio niliishuhudia."
Mwanasheria...
kuna post moja niilpenda sana, yani uwa naisoma tena na tena, pia mwandishi wake uwa ana post zinazonifanya nivunjike mbavu mwenyewe, post yenyewe hii hapa...
WHICH IS YOU BIRTH MONTH?
JANUARY = bold and rude
FEBRUARY = lucky and loyal
MARCH = naught and genuine
APRIL = caring and strong
MAY = loving and practical
JUNE = romantic and curious...
habari za jion wana jf, mwenzenu leo tangu asubuhi nimeamkia kulitazama bunge kwa ufasaha saana waziri huyu vwai nahodha memsikiliza kwa uzuri sauti yake nduo ilionifanya niandike thrade hii...
Chukua calculator au tumia Calculator yako ya simu na ufanye hii hesabu.........
Chukua 259 zidisha kwa umri wako, jibu utakalolipata zidisha kwa 39 na utapata jibu lenye tarakimu 6 na kila...
If i was a magician***
1. I would try 2 put all people in pair
and c wat left 4 me
2. I would remove a dark shade in boys
eyez and put ma picture xoo dat
future,past,present could be mee
3...
It has been so very lon' , but i still remember everythin'.
I miss your kiss ! And the way you made me feel so safe.
I never thought we would ever be apart, bt now it's been way too long.
I...
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Touch yourself with confidence
We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously...
What is it that all men have, some have it short, some have it long, a married man gives it to his wife but the Pope does not use his?
What is it that a cow has four but a woman has two?