Niambie Mzee wa Totoz, Mshauri wa warembo,
Mwenye bahati na Walimbwende, Dizaina wa Bikini,
Mtaalamu wa Vichuchu,
Fundi wa Kuzama Chumvini, Jemedari wa Viuno, Muanzilishi wa Punyeto,
Hodari wa...
Mzee waupako Mchungaji Anthony Lusekelo amelalama kuwa udini unaoendelea kushamili umetengenezwa na unatokana na viongozi waliomfuatia Mwalimu Nyerere kupuuza vyanzo vya chuki za kidini tokea...
Msaada wa haraka.
Mwenzenu nimeathirika, yaani natamani kila siku nile. Nikipitisha siku moja kwangu naona kama mwaka. sasa ndo tusemeje, mi ni mgonjwa au?
Naombeni msaada wenu waungwana.
Kuna dereva mmoja liwaganga watu 26 na kuwasababishia kifo papohapo.
Polisi wa usalama barabarani walipo muhoji ilikuwa kama ifuatavyo...
Polisi: Ilikuaje ukawagonga watu 26.
Dereva: Kulia kwangu...
Nakumbuka nilikuwa na miaka mitano kituko hiki kilivyotokea. Siku hiyo alikuja mgeni toka Mbeya na debe la mchele. Wali ulipikwa siku hiyo tofauti na tulivyozoea kwani ilikuwa ni wakati wa sherehe...
Sasa nakiri ni ukweli usiopingika kuwa siyo lazima mtu uposti kitu kwenye hili jukwaa la jokes and gossips. Mfano mzuri angalia hii thread yangu, haina mantiki yeyote na wala haiendani na hili...
Mtume Hatetewi Kwa Dhulma Na Ujinga
Uislamu Na Shari'ah Zake
Imekusanywa Na: Uthmaan Beecher
Imefasiriwa Na: Abu Suhayl
Shukrani njema zinamstahili Allaah, rahmah na amani zimuendee Mtume...
Tanzania Tanzania, Nakupenda kwa moyo wotee
Nchi yangu Tanzania, Jina lako ni Tamu sana
Nilalapo nakuota wewe, Niamkapo ni heri mama wee
Tanzania tanzania, Mola awe nawe Daima
Tazama ramani...
A boss said to his secretary I
want to have SEX with you I
will make it very FAST. I'll
throw $1000 on the floor, by
the time you bend down to
pick it I'll be DONE " She
thought for a moment...
Jambazi kaingia kanisan na mtutu huoo! Akauliza, "Nani humu anataka kwenda mbinguni?"
Waumini wote wakamnyooshea pastor. Pastor akajibu "NANI KAWAAMBIA? Mi nimesema lini?
za siku mingi wakuu wa jukwaa hili, nadhan mlikua mnajiuliza huyu binti, mwanadada, mke wa ukwee wa judgement yupo wapi? Ila labda hamkueza hata kuandika thread lakin hilo si kituuu ,kweli...
Wengine tulifuatilia hapa JF, wengine kwenye TV, wengine kwenye Redio, lakini labda wewe ulikuwepo Kariakoo ukiona matukio yote "Laivu" hebu tumwagie jinsi watu walivyokuwa wana kihoro, wezi...
Those who expressed their sympathy to me!
It also may help me to remain connected and perhaps i feel am less alone!
It give me a chance to reflect on all of the carin Jf's members who nearest...