Kimsingi lara1 nje na vigezo alivyo navyo vya kuwa miss jf chit chat, ana extra ordinary capacity katika kutoa ufafanuzi na ushauri wa maswala mbalimbali yanayoikumba jf, fuatilia mchango wake...
KWELI FULL BALANSI
AFRIKA > WAZULUMIANE NA KUONEANA, WAPE VITA WAUWANA WENYEWE KWA WENYEWE
ULAYA > WAPUNGUZE PESA ZA KUTUMIA ILI WA HAHE NA WASIJUE PA KWENDA
AUSTRALIA > WAPE MOTO NA...
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Kumbe leo sijakusalimia,
Bwana Yesu acfiwe,
How are u,
Hujambo,
...Mzima,
Shikamo,
Cheichei,
Ulimhola,
Ongamshi,
Mwadela,
Bonjour,
Shimbonyi,
Kamwene,
Urewedi,
Waongera,
Uramkaze,
Twalinu...
Leo ni Sikukuu ya Watu wasiotumia Condoms duniani, Wish kwa wote ambao unajua hawatumii condoms..
Salam zangu ziwaendee Bujibuji , Sikonge ,Preta Kaunga...
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidentally called the cricket stadium.
He asks, How's the situation?
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing...
A man and his youngest son are having a Conversation when the son asked.:
Son: "Dad,whats the difference between ''potential'' and ''reality''?
Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with George W...
Eti chupi kazi yake nini? Ukivaa haijulikani, usipovaa haijulikani, ikionekana unaambiwa umekaa uchi, ukikaa uchi utasikia hujavaa chupi, sasa hapo chupi ya nini?jamani kama sio kuoneana??
Maduu wa Dar es salaam nawakubali ila linapokuja suala la ung'eng'e watoto wa Kiarusha wako vizuri!katika kila maduu kumi wa kiarusha nane kimombo kimelala wakati Dar katika maduu kumi wawili ndo...
Kudadadeki...huu ni wizi wa mchana...enyi wenye maduka na migahawa ya chakula komeni kabisa na hii mbinu mpya ya uwizi wa mchana... eti unaenda dukani tena kubwa tu...anakurudishia chenji alafu...
Katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.mtoto akakataa,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...