Jamaa alikuwa anajaribu kukwepa malipo baada kufanyiwa operation ya macho, kwa kusema ''bado sioni'' Doctor akamwambia Nesi avue nguo mbele yake. JAMAA. ''bado sioni'' Dr. akamwambia nesi apanue...
The doctor comes out of his office into waiting room for the next patient.He is shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head .
The doctor cries,''oh my God,how did that...
Nimepost kule jamani nendeni mkachangie ila angalieni msije mkala ban manake kule Bishanga alienda akapewa za uso, za pua, hakurudi tena, hilo jukwaa kiti moto sirudi huko tena, Thread inasema...
Muandaaji wa shindano la miss chitchat anatafutwa kwa udi na uvumba. Tokea shindano hlo limekwisha mshindi amekwishapatikana lakini hatujatangaziwa kuhusu utaratubu mzima wa zawadi kiasi kwamba...
Habari wana jf!
Mwenzenu nimekamatika na hii komedi ya kimarekani inayoitwa MADEA GOES TO JAIL.nadhan hata mara sita imefika tangu nianze kuiangalia.nikiboreka 2 namuwaziaga huyu jamaa...
Hawa jamaa wamebarikiwa sana, yani ni werevu, wajanja, wana busara, wana nguvu, ni wachapakazi, wanajiamini, ni viongozi, wanajituma, alafu wanahela na wanampenda Mungu. Yaani wahaya...
Wadau kwa hisani ya Bishanga na TANMO na body ya wadhamini kwa ujumla wake niwape mbili tatu zilizotukia hadi tunafunga mwaka 2012 kama ifuatavyo
i. Madame B awagonganisha Ruttashobolwa, Chili na...
''Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu, bwana harusi bila woga ni pale tu alipoulizwa. 'una kitu gani kama ishara ya upendo wenu'? Basi akafungua zipu, akaanza kuitoa na kuingiza kwa mkewe/ Bi harusi naye...
Jamaa kaingia bar akamkuta mlevi anakunywa biere huku akiwa na mbwa pembeni.
(JAMAA):Oyaa mbwa wako hang'ati?
(MLEVI):Hapana hang'ati.
Jamaa akavuta kiti akakaa na kuagiza kinywaji.mara ghafla...
Babu baada ya kwenda mjini akitokea kijijini alipokelewa kwa vyakula na vinywaji vyakutosha, mpaka akasaza, baada ya kushiba na kuanza kunawa mikono, akasikia mwenyeji wake akìsema "weee david...