Walevi watatu waliita taxi, Dereva taxi alipowaona wamelewa chakari akawasha gari na halafu akazima, walevi wawili wakampa hela na kumshukuru.
Yule wa tatu akamnasa kibao dereva, Dereva akashangaa...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair...
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first...
Nianze na salamu kwa wale wapenda salamu na AMANI....
Ila NIWAtakie shari kwa wale wote wasiopenda amani katika kijiji chetu.Nirudi kwenye KALIPIO LANGU LA WAZI KWA BABA V Kwa utaratibu wake...
Habari za kwenu ndugu jamaa na marafiki
Weekend hii nina mpango wa kusikiliza nyimbo za Kwaito zilizowahi kutamba sana na zinazoendelea kutamba wakati naendelea na shughuli nyingine za nyumbani...
Husika na kichwa cha habari..!
Kuanzia leo Erickb52 nitakuwa mwenyekiti wa mahusiano cheo ambacho nimekichukua kutoka kwa Mwenyekiti wa awali Baba V .Nimeamua kukichukua kwa kuwa mimi ndiye...
mwalimu wa somo la dini aliingia darasani nakuanza kuwauliza wanafunzi maswali
mwalimu: mmoja aniambie ni nani aliemuua firauni?
mw'nz 1: mwalimu mimi sie
mw'nz 2: mwalimu mimi panya nashindwa...
Hello everyone now I am going to share you the world best funny jokes site. In this site you can refresh yourself by reading short funny jokes. So if you want you can refresh yourself by click here.
Sijui twa elekea wapi nimeshuhudia kwa macho yangu viongozi wa vyama tofauti wakilushiana maneno machafu badala ya kupatana ili kuunganisha wafuasi wao kuheshimiana na kusaidiana jamani kheee! Kabda.
Mtoto mmoja alikuwa akiokota embe kwenye shamba la miembe la Mzee-Kijana. Mara yule Mzee-Kijana naye ghafla akaja kuliangalia shamba lake na kumkuta yule Mtoto akiokota embe kwenye shamba lake...
mtoto mmoja alikua anasoma shule tunazoziita international school,baada muhula kwisha mtoto alipewa ripoti y a kitaaluma awapelekee wazaz,kwa bahati nzur mzaz aliekuwepo nyumban alikua baba...
"Baba! baba! baba!" mtoto anaita kwa nguvu kutoka bustanini.
" Gari letu limeibiwa!"
" ulifanikiwa kumwona aliyeiba?"
" Hapana,ila nilifanikiwa kuandika namba ya gari".
Tulikaa na wana wa harakati wenza , tukichambua haya na yale ktk mustqbali wa nchi yetu mambo yaendavyo.
Ghafla tukajikuta tunajadili baadhi ya kauli , za viongozi wetu wa kitaifa , kimajimbo...
Mimi naipenda
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inaposemwa kwenye mazingira ambayo mtu amechangia kitu mbacho hakifai au kinachekesha so anamalizia kwa kucheka!
Mfano mtu anaomba ushauri kule MMU
-ndugu yake wa...
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...........Haitimae Mamndenyi ajibu mapigo kwa kunitupia kwanza picha yake ili iwe pambo na pale napo mkosa tu iwe kumbu kumbu tosha kwangu.
Angalia mwenyew hapo alikuwa katoka...
Mfungwa mmoja alitoroka jela baada ya kutumikia kifungo chake kwa miaka Ishirini na akiwa amevaa uniform,uso ulikuwa unatisha na alikuwa na ndevu nyingi.
Baada ya kutembea kwa muda akakiona...
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