Habar zenu wandugu!
Mwenzenu nampenda sana TAUSI ila sijui nitampata vipi?
Kwayeyote mwenye taarifa sahihi pl'se nisaidie hasa katika yafutayo;
Wapi wanauzwa kwa hapa bongo?
Bei ya TAUSI...
Teacher:i would like one to tell the meaning of "Pharmacist"who knows it Akpos:(raises his hand) Teacher:so in the entire class only Akpos knows hah! Class:(no one responds)...
Wanawake wa siku hizi wana tabia sawasawa na wanaume kasoro tu hawawezi kubadili jinsia ili wote tukojoe tumesimama...Ukicheat na yeye anatafuta wa kwake anakomoa...Usipompa hela anatafuta danga...
Son: Dad, I fell in love n want 2 date this girl
Father: Great,Who is it?
Son: Sandra,d neighbour's daughter
Father: Oh ! I hav 2tell u something son,but u must promise not 2tell ur mother...
Mr.slim Pk kafarik mazishi yatafanyika Leaders club hapo keshoo kiingilio 500 hiyo watachukua familiaa,mgeni rasmi ni Mr.Obamaa wa Marekani
Nyote karibuni
Source-mim mwenyewee
Heri ya mwaka mpya JF,
Tuliamua kufanya utalii wa ndani kwa kutembelea mbuga ya wanyama ya serengeti, tuliamua kupiga road trip kuanzia dar tukapiga kambi Arusha na siku iliyofwata tukaenda...
TEACHER: Inside the Congo forest, there is a 60feet snake!
JACKSON: Excuse me sir. We are not fools at all and therefore we know that snakes don't have feet!L.O.L!
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best...
Maisha haya yanashangaza na yamejaa hali ya kuchukulia kuwa ungekuwa kitu au mtu fulani ungefanya nini: mfano mimi 1.ningekuwa nyoka ningeuma wanaozini vichakani. 2.Ningekuwa mvua ningenyesha...
Dogo mmoja wakati anakua, alikuwa Ni bonge ya mdadisi. Siku moja akiwa anacheza na wenzie akasikia wanatukanana "ku..ma wewe" aliporudi akamuuliza mama yake: mama, ku..ma Ni nini? Mama akajibu: Ni...
Teacher : If a lion is chasing you, what would you
do ?
ZUZU: I'd climb a tree. .
Teacher : If the lion climbs the tree ?
ZUZU: I will jump into a lake and swim.
Teacher : If the lion also jumps...
"UBABE SIO DILI" Jamaa alinunua soda,kabla ya kuinywa,akaitazama kwa zaid ya dk 20.Mara akaja Baunsa akaichukua ile soda na kuinywa. Jamaa akanza kulia, Baunsa akamwambia usilie nitakulipa. Jamaa...
E bwana Mwenyekiti wenu nimepanda li basi la UDA natoka kwangu kwa Gude nawahi zangu kibaruani. Si kapanda mama mmoja wa kihindi.... anatiririka maneno huyo balaa. Akianza kutaja viongozi...
Baasi nimechoka , imetosha nasimamisha research hii kuanzia leo .
Mwaka juzi nikiwa maskani na washirika wangu wa karibu , palitokea ubishi mkubwa baina yetu .
Mada ilikua ni kuwahusu ndugu...
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