Kwa kipaji changu cha kutabiri, nayaona yafuatayo kwako:
1}umeshika simu yako mkononi...
2}Unasoma sms...
3} Ww ni binadamu hai kabisa.
4}Huwezi kusema neno PIPI bila kufungua mdomo...
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
YEAH NI CHEGE hapa...!!!
Yeye akasema: "YEAH NIKINYA...
How are you Mulokozi?
Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in Lake Zone of Tanzania, some
parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile services
providers...
MUME:haloo mke wangu..nimepata ajali nikielekea kazini.elizabeth amenileta hospital.japo kichwa kimepasuka madokta wamesema nitakua sawa ila wamenipiga x-ray mbavu tatu zimevunjika na huenda...
Miaka ya ya 2000's-2002 walvyo kuwa wana chuana na CUF vikali walidai CUF ni chama cha waislamu sasa ivi CHADEMA wanadai ni chama cha wakristo je ccm hawa ni dini..!!! Au mashetani???
********BREAKING NEWS********
Ndege imeanguka ikijaribu kutua uwanjani sasa hivi..airport zanzibar..ikiwa imepakia abiria wasiopungua 110. Idadi kamili ya vifo na majeruhi bado haijafahamika...
Bora watu wangekuwa wanaoana kwanza, namaanisha kufanya mtihani kwanza kisha cheti cha ndoa baadae yaani baada ya kuhitimu,au siku mmoja wapo anapo fariki dunia ndo mmoja wao apewe cheti cha...
Habari.
Fanya hivi;
Chukuwa Sindano ya kushonea nguo, Ile ndogoo,
Kisha ichome kidoleni mwako hadi uone damu inatoka.
Ni wazi utagundua kuwa;
Kweli ni ndogo,inachoma na inakera.
Nakuombea...
Nawapenda Jf members wote lakini inafika hatua mnanikwaza,
Sidhani kama nimewahi kukwaruzana na mtu Humu Ndani,
Naomba kwa anayejua nilimkwaza aje ajitokeze na aseme, Ili turekebishe madhaifu...
Prove yoself if u ar kind of genous
Farmer Gray and Farmer Brown were neighbors.
One day, Farmer Brown bought Farmer Gray's
horse for $60. Soon thereafter, Farmer Gray began
complaining that the...
habarini jamani
nimeshtuka mwenzenu imenibidi niilete hapa picha
imetoka kule jf photo inaonesha maandalizi ya
kombe la dunia sijui hapa africa ndo walivyojiandaa?
oneni maajabu haya jamani...
Yaani WALA AWAITAJI KUSEMA WANAKULETEA RATIBA YA WC WANABANDIKA
HAPO SEBULENI....IKIFIKA SAA TAANO --------- msg HNY NDIO MPIRA UNAANZA HIVYOOO FUNGA MLANGOO.
NAKUJA SA NANANE LOH. MASKINI...
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