JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mwalimu:Tunga sentensi kwa kutumia neno "tumaini"
Mwanafunzi:Tumaini twa kuku tutamu kuliko tule twa mbuzi..!
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Nimepewa salam zako na bwana SHAABAN,
anasema unasalimiwa na bwana RAMADHAN na
muda si mrefu atafika kwako akiongozana na
mkewe BI SWAUM wakiwa na watoto wao wa 3,
TAUBA, MAGHFIRA na REHHMA...
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Wadada wenye mvutooo sanaa usoni, huwa wanapaka mavitu fulani hivi yanayoficha uhalisia wa ngozi. Ukitaka kuufahamu ukweli, mwambie akanawe uso uone uumbaji halisi wa Mola a.k.a Allah a.k.a...
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Wakuu mlio Mwanza, Kagera na Mara, nitakuwa maeneo haya karibuni. Ningependa kuonana na walio tayari ili tubadilishane mawazo na kusikia kutoka kwenu. Baada ya safari hii nitaelekea Mbeya na...
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habari wana jf, assume mr prezdent amekutunuku nafas ya uwazir kisha akakupa option uchague unataka wizara gan! kwa mtazamo wako ungekaa wizara ipi? na kwa sabab zip? hilo moja.
Jjambo la pil...
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Wanajukwaa,
Nimeona draft nzuri ya wasia ambao huenda nikausaini hivi karibuni:
REVISED LIVING WILL FORM
I,…NAME and SURNAME…………………., BEING OF...
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Namshukuru manani kwa siku hii kuu! Nikiwa mwenye nguvu afya na furaha, ni wengi wangetamani kuifika siku hii lakini kwa mapenzi ya Mungu halikuwezekana
Naungana na wana JF wengine wote wenye...
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Baba mmoja kule India alipiga simu zimamoto baada ya kusikia maneno ya kilio "hurry up I am on fire, I am burning" yaani- njoo haraka naungua, yakitoka kutoka chumba cha binti yake. Zimamoto...
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Jamani naomba mwenye nyimbo za segere orginal zile za kwanza kwanza kama Shabani, Madobe na zinginezo anitumie, naomba sana jamani.
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Kama Mungu alikusaidia ukapata mtoto kwa kalenda niliokutumia njoo hapa tufurahi na wewe.
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in...
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Nambie chochote kama sehemu ya kunikaribisha tena ... I missed JF
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Kwa wale mnaoujua ambao najua ni wengi tu.., mnaweza mkacheki then mkaendelea tu.
Mchezo wenyewe unaenda hivi..
1.) Fikiria namba yeyote kichwani kwako then ikariri.
2.) Hiyo namba...
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Mume mvivu ameambiwa na mke wake mume wangu si unisaidie kazi za bustani
MUME: Kwani mi ni houseboy?
MKE: Basi nisaidie kutengeza mlango.
MUME: Kwani mi ni carpenter?
MKE: Basi nisaidie...
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1-Kenya
2-Nigeria
3-Uganda
4-Tanzania
5-Somalia
6-Ghana
7-Zimbabwe
8-South africa
9-Zambia
10-Cameroon
11-Others,specify name
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Jumamosi hii nimejipanga kujibu swali lolote. Haya, wenye maswali niulizeni kuhusu jambo lolote. Kunihusu, kuhusu siasa, dini, sayansi, teknolojia, mahusiano n.k
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Wengi huwa tunaenda sehemu na kufikia kwa ndugu, jamaa na marafiki. Haya ni mambo hayafai kufanya ugenini.
1. Usishangaeshangae sana vitu vya mwenyeji wako kama dalali anayethaminisha mali.
2...
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Tajiri mmoja Kutoka Morogoro alisikika na Dogo wake akimwambia mfanyakazi wake 'put more effort and add more labour'. Ilipofika jioni Dogo, babake, mamake walijisitiri kwa makochi maridadi...
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