Do you have a vigina?


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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.'

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? 'Yes, actually I have,' she says.

The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours.
 
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inachekesha japo imejaa ukakasi hasa kwenye hilo neno va...na
 
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Duuu, huo msala.
 
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dah! cjui kilitokea nn kwa yule aliyekuwa nyuma ya mlango.?
 
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I appreciate ur story! It's full of msgs and relevant.
 
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Actually this is so wise. That man was persistent until he delivered the msg. He was wise enough not to make any quarrel.
 
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Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the
same question; 'Do you have vagina'? 'Yes, actually
I have,' she says.

The man

replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours.


I have to pray never to happen be in such precarious situation,nitakufaje kwa aibu?
 
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lazima adai talaka hapo! tehe tehe
 
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Kilichofuatia hapo ni varangati tu.
 
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Duuuh hili ni funzo la busara kwa wale wanaondekeza michepuko
 
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Ha ha ha the story reminded me something today
 
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Ha ha ha ha... N noma sana
 
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Imekaa kitoto zaidi
But usi mind
 

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