Muota Ndoto
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- Dec 4, 2007
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Wanajukwaa,
Nimeona draft nzuri ya wasia ambao huenda nikausaini hivi karibuni:
REVISED LIVING WILL FORM
I,…NAME and SURNAME…………………., BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY, DO NOT WISH TO BE KEPT ALIVE INDEFINITELY BY ARTIFICIAL MEANS.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: an Old Fashion, a Martini, a Single Malt Scotch, a glass of Red Wine, a Steak, Fried Chicken, who's the good-looking woman on Fox News, where's the remote, who won the PGA Tour tournament, who is leading in NASCAR points, a bowl of ice cream, Sex or Chocolate: it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the Bag Pipers to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: .......................
Date: ............................
Source: EFITA Newsletter issue 692
Nimeona draft nzuri ya wasia ambao huenda nikausaini hivi karibuni:
REVISED LIVING WILL FORM
I,…NAME and SURNAME…………………., BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY, DO NOT WISH TO BE KEPT ALIVE INDEFINITELY BY ARTIFICIAL MEANS.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: an Old Fashion, a Martini, a Single Malt Scotch, a glass of Red Wine, a Steak, Fried Chicken, who's the good-looking woman on Fox News, where's the remote, who won the PGA Tour tournament, who is leading in NASCAR points, a bowl of ice cream, Sex or Chocolate: it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the Bag Pipers to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature: .......................
Date: ............................
Source: EFITA Newsletter issue 692
