JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamani alikwenda club wanapocheza strips lakini hakawa hatoi tips za kuchomekea kwenye vichup! kwa ubahiri.
Mnenguaji mmoja akamuuliza mbona utoi kitu. Jamaa akajibu sina chenji. Nina ATM card...
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kwa kutumia maneno matatu tu, endeleza hadithi hii...usitumie matusi au lugha chafu. haya tuanze, tafadhali maneno matatu tu.
Zamani za kale
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Its about bed Golf
1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course should be approved by the...
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Nimekuwa nikisoma haaretz news frequently, sijawahi kusikia matukio ya ujambazi inside Israel zaidi ya kulipua mabomu nk. Cheki hii attachment uone why.???
Enjoy...................
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Aisee kuna Mangi mmoja kule Kiboroloni aliweka Tangazo hili katika Duka lake:
Pata Sukari; Mayai; Baiskeli; Kanga; Pilau; Wali; Kuku; Sambusa; Tairi za Trekta; Madaftari; Bia Aina Zote; Mbege...
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Jamani usiombe ukutane na mwanamke kafuga kifusi cha hali ya juu kwenye kiwanja cha mpira ...utapenda nawambia..yaliyonikuta nikaona niwahimize wa ndugu msikimbie vifusi vilivyo shiba...vina raaha...
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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer.
No salaries increase any recommendation and that the company is not doing any thing about it...
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Making love is the only job in the world which a man or woman cannot include in his or her CV
despite years of experience and a number of references, no matter how powerful
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What a pity as most...
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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,'...
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A Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesnt PAY!
The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...
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Hi,
Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie?
A distinguished young woman on a flight from USA to Dar es salaam, Tanzania asked the Priest beside her:
Woman: "Father, may I ask for a...
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A drunken man staggered into a church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but...
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Mfano: Herman- Kyeruma, Peter- Petiri, Nicolaus- Nikolaa... Endelea
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Doctor : What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon.I was on the second floor balcony of...
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Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been...
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Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's Computer...."
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Jumapili fulani Kanisani padre aliamrisha wanaume wote wanaoteswa na wake zao wasimame; walisimama wote isipokuwa mmoja tu alibakia amekaa!
Padre: Haleluya! MUNGU umemshirikishaje? Wewe huteswi na...
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A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the...
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I thought this is right to all of us!!
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doc, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period...
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Wananchi wavamia kituo cha Polisi,wachoma moto nyumba 3 Monday, 01 June 2009 16:46
*Ni baada kuvamia machimbo ya dhahabu Geita...
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