JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Three Chaggas and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Chagga buy just one ticket...

This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at...

Kwakweli haya maendeleo yanatuletea mambo hasa kwa jamii fulani fulani hapa katika ka nchi ketu. Kama umewahi kuiona, basi mezea yaani kula bati! By courtesy of GSM Network Rugarabamu a.k.a...

> A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. > > When they got back, the bride immediately called her > mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" > > "Oh, Mum," she...

Mama Wawili bought a new handset and a new line. She wanted to surprise her husband. In the evening, the husband was in the sitting room watching TV while she was in the kitchen. She called...

Inasemekana kutokana na sie wabongo kuwa na roho za korosho Maulana hatokuwa na haja ya kuweka mlinzi wa kulinda mlango wa motoni,kwa sababu ukitaka kuchomoka tuu,mbongo anakudaka mkono na...

Unajua jana muheshimiwa Kikwete alikunywa maji mengi sana,kilichonishangaza hakushikwa hata na haja ndogo.Ndipo hili likanipitia kichwani kwamba pale ndo raisi ameshikwa na haja na anataka kwenda...

I don't know how this works but it absolutely does...NO JOKE...try it.. 1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE: Http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.Br/ 2. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE 3. TYPE...

Just a reminder of what happened!!!! While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it...

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries...

One Mhehe from Iringa was admitted to a Hospital in Dar for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have his type of blood in store, just in case the need would arise...

. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to...

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules...

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules...

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.' The drunkard immediately...

Check this out........My town was supposed to get hit by hurricane Fay yesterday. So I was kinda excited that I will finally get to experience the hurricane flavor. So I was anxiously waiting for...

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the...

African Mothers!!! Mom comes to visit her son Njoroge for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Wambui... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty...