3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear...
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It...
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
'Sir,' she said, 'You may use the...
This maths test can predict your role model...
Try it without looking at the Answer!
Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9
Then Use that no.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3
Multiply with 3
You'll get a...
Kuna chizi flani alipanda juu mnara mrefu sana,uliojengwa kwa zege,na nondo..sikumbuki ni wa kumbukumbu au laah?!!na kupanda kwake ni shughuli pevu,urefu ni kama zile twin tower za epa.....basi...
This is what happened when a certain Company put up the following memo:
OFFICE MEMO:
May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year's...
A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for
Wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting
great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the...
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta... ta...! Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad...
Huku akionyesha katika ramani ya dunia iliyobandikwa ukutani,mtoto wa miaka mitano alimuuliza baba yake;
MTOTO: Baba, eti Brazil iko wapi?
BABA: Muulize mamako kwa maana yeye ndo mwenye tabia ya...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mrs Smith kissed his wife goodbye and...
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the...
At a party a Kalembe sees a beautiful girl and
invites her to dance withhim..Kalembe : Can I dance with
u?The Girl : I'm sorry im a lesbian..Kalembe : Its ok
its ok.. I'm a Kibwezian* * *...
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are
you crying?" The woodcutter...
Employment opportunities:the applicant must be:
DBBS-Degree in bombing blasting strtegies
MSC-Masters in suicide Course
ICT-information and Connectivities in Terrorism
BPTD-Bachelor in...