Siku moja mwalimu alikuwa akiwafundisha wanafunzi wake makundi mbalimbali ya viumbe hai,siku hiyo aliamua kuanza kwa kuwauliza maswali wanafunzi.
Mwalimu: Kama kuku yuko katika kundi la ndege,je...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray...
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...
Baada ya kuona maajabu inabidi amuamshe mkewe na kumueleza ,mke wangu amka nikupe mawio yalionikuta usiku huu,leo nilipoamka na kwenda kujisaidia bafuni nilikutana na maajabu sijawi kuona tokea...
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of...
Kulikuwa na njemba moja imeowa ,tatizo la njemba huyo ni kukojoa kitandani kila siku ,hatimae mke ustaarabu na uvumilivu ukamshinda ,na siku moja akaamua kumkoromea mumewe kuwa ,kazi ya kufua...
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher...
Juzi Jumamosi nikiwa nafua nguo huku nikiwa naongea na jirani yangu ambaye ana watoto wawili mmoja ana miaka 12 na mwingine 9. Huyu wa miaka 12 ni mtoto wa kiume, alimtupia mama swali ambalo kwa...
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied...
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So...
John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie.
The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats...
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?"
He got the following reply.
"Well, it all started when...
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