One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom
shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Well...
Bayers Heroin
A bottle of Bayers heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough.
Coca Wine...
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the...
Hii ni logic tulifunzwa pale Majengo sec na Kinunda..
mbishi alete facts!
Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 to Eq.2,we...
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed
several students on their hands and knees assessing the
courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
What are they doing? I asked our...
Mila nyingine Bwana!.
Mke wangu anatokea kabila fulani kusini wa nchi yetu. Sina uwezo wa kutosha kiuchumi, tunaishi nyumba ya kupanga (Bonyokwa). Nyumba inavyumba viwili na sebule ambapo pana...
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English
Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine...
Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename...
IDADI ya washtakiwa wa wizi wa gari na kompyuta, mali ya Ofisi ya Mkurugenzi wa Mashtaka (DPP) inazidi kuongezeka kutokana na mshtakiwa mwingine kufikishwa katika Mahakama ya Hakimu Mkazi...
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall...
A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. they made themselves look as
dirty...
NOT TO SHOW TO UNMARRIED GIRLS.............IT IS DANGER FOR THEIR MARRIED LIFE!!
DAUGHTER IN LAW
GREAT CONCEPTS OF THE NEW GENERATION :DAUGHTER IN LAW
It is a myth that when a son...
kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa amepanda juu ya mti
kuangua maembe,wakati yuko bize na maembe,huku
chini,mchungaji akapita,akamuangalia yule mtoto.
akaona hajavaa nguo ya ndani,akamwambia we mtoto
hebu...
Don't get scared, it happens to everyone and it never kills !!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will swallow 1/2 litre of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come...
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was...