One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom
shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Well, Bubba was rather well endowed and curiosity
got the best of the husband and he just had to
look. Sure enough, Bubba had the largest penxxx he
had ever seen!!! The man asked Bubba, 'I don't
mean to be too personal, but how did your dick
get that big? I couldn't help but notice...'
Bubba laughed and said, 'Every night before bed,
I bang it on the bedpost three times. Heck, it
impresses the girls at school!'
The husband was excited at the simplicity of this
technique and could hardly wait to try it
himself! Before he climbed into bed that night,
he whipped it out and banged it on the bedpost
three times. He was just climbing into bed with
newfound confidence when the wife sits up,
half-asleep and rubbing her eyes, and says,
'Bubba, is that you?'
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
up to his wife and pinched her on her rear and
said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
get rid of your girdle." While this was on the
edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man hold his wife with a
pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you
firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by the penxxxx With a death
grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your neighbour."
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The wife found her husband sitting on the back
porch crying. "What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your
father told me that if I didn't marry you, he
would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes" she responded, "so what?" "I would have
gotten out of prison today!" he sobbed.
shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the
neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the
lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
Well, Bubba was rather well endowed and curiosity
got the best of the husband and he just had to
look. Sure enough, Bubba had the largest penxxx he
had ever seen!!! The man asked Bubba, 'I don't
mean to be too personal, but how did your dick
get that big? I couldn't help but notice...'
Bubba laughed and said, 'Every night before bed,
I bang it on the bedpost three times. Heck, it
impresses the girls at school!'
The husband was excited at the simplicity of this
technique and could hardly wait to try it
himself! Before he climbed into bed that night,
he whipped it out and banged it on the bedpost
three times. He was just climbing into bed with
newfound confidence when the wife sits up,
half-asleep and rubbing her eyes, and says,
'Bubba, is that you?'
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
up to his wife and pinched her on her rear and
said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
get rid of your girdle." While this was on the
edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man hold his wife with a
pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you
firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by the penxxxx With a death
grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your neighbour."
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The wife found her husband sitting on the back
porch crying. "What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your
father told me that if I didn't marry you, he
would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes" she responded, "so what?" "I would have
gotten out of prison today!" he sobbed.
