Women Who can't handle their drinks

[Mount Kibo]

Mtu akinywa huwa analewa, aliyelewa huwa analala, aliyelala huwa hatendi dhambi, asiyetenda dhambi huenda mbinguni.Hivyo TINYWE POMBE , sisi Tinasubii kwaezma iishe tinywe hadi tinye kani shida nnini mgoshi.Laha jipe mwenyewe maisha yenyewe magumu kama chuma cha mjerumani!

 

[Karucee]

Mtu akinywa huwa analewa, aliyelewa huwa analala, aliyelala huwa hatendi dhambi, asiyetenda dhambi huenda mbinguni.Hivyo TINYWE POMBE , sisi Tinasubii kwaezma iishe tinywe hadi tinye kani shida nnini mgoshi.Laha jipe mwenyewe maisha yenyewe magumu kama chuma cha mjerumani!

teh teh teeeeeeeeeeh. Oh Lord!

 

[Karucee]

Umejikumbusha dem alilewa eti anajifanya "amenipenda" ghafla... wakati namshangaa sijui hili wala lile nukaona mtu anakwanda flat right under my legs... mbaya zaidi alikuwa mke wa mtu

wasnt me hun:wave:

 

[Karucee]

Karucee of all the days leo umenikoshaa.......being a big guy myself I've had to carry lots of girls to safety coz ya overdrinking......and of course....some shetani alinipitia....
They just become too damn inviting when drunk, I swear!

Meaning I wouldn't be safe around you eeeeeeh? Then I will settle for water:israel:

 

[Karucee]

Mleta mada hapo juu nina swali kidogo kwako. Hivi baada ya huyu demu kuanguka na kujinyea, kulikuwa hakuna jamaa wa kuvuna kisamvu hiyo sehemu? Dahhh, nina hasira kweli maana umesema too late. Ni sehemu gani ilikuwa?

Aisee una hasira sana ndo maana una translate ambayo hata hayajaandikwa. Foolish.

 

[gracious86]

drink responsibly! askwambie mtu alcoholic drinks zina raha yake banaa!

 

[Tuko]

wasnt me hun:wave:

Hukuwa wewe am sure... you are not that soft

 

[Karucee]

Hukuwa wewe am sure... you are not that soft

hahahaaa. Lols. Uko poa lakini?

 

[Tuko]

hahahaaa. Lols. Uko poa lakini?

Niko sawa... wewe uko poa?

 

[King’asti]

Wait a minute! At what age should i stop wearing thongs?!

well, both men and women should drink responsibly. Mie hata nimkute paw kajitapikia chooni nitatoka nikasusuu nje kwenye majani, simgusi!sina huruma na mlevi kwa kweli.

akaanguka face first on the ground with her big ass wearing a thong. A woman her age wearing a thong?

Kindly be careful.

, please drink responsibly.

 

[King’asti]

Nna swali la kizushi (trust me, i am this innocent), hivi mdada akilewa akaliwa mtungo huwa akili zikirudi anajitambua?

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Haya wanywa pombe

Ujumbe murua huu


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[platozoom]

In-front of my eyes nikiwa nimekaa mahali nilimwona dem mmoja akibebwa na jamaa mabegani baada ya 'kuzima', na washkaji wako nyuma wanachekelea...................!Sina hakika kama walimwacha hivihivi, sidhani kama una gf azime halafu umembebe begani huku mkishangilia!!

 

[Karucee]

Wait a minute! At what age should i stop wearing thongs?!

well, both men and women should drink responsibly. Mie hata nimkute paw kajitapikia chooni nitatoka nikasusuu nje kwenye majani, simgusi!sina huruma na mlevi kwa kweli.

She was over 50.

 

[Karucee]

Niko sawa... wewe uko poa?

Sure. Mia kwa mia.

 

[Passion Lady]

Kazi kwa vyapombe!!!

 

[miss chagga]

what i can say is DRINK RESPONSIBLE.... some time alcohol is needed in our body.... kunywa ukijua kujicontrol ukiona unafikia ukingoni kunywa maji, pumzika lianzzishe tena that all... au kama unapombe za offer kula nyama hasa kama inamafuta then nenda ukajitundike

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Wait a minute! At what age should i stop wearing thongs?!

well, both men and women should drink responsibly. Mie hata nimkute paw kajitapikia chooni nitatoka nikasusuu nje kwenye majani, simgusi!sina huruma na mlevi kwa kweli.

Yeah hapo tumekubaliana kabisaaaaa!!!!!!
Yaaani ukalewe uje unisumbue??????!!!!!

 

[King’asti]

hehehe, kumbe bado bado.
uliniogopesha aisee.
But they say life starts at 40. Is it the reason they say life is short?

She was over 50.

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Meaning I wouldn't be safe around you eeeeeeh? Then I will settle for water:israel:

Umm....not really....it depends na factors kibao...like nikikuomba ukanibania afu by mere chance ndo uzime.....