Why me!!

[M.E.M.A]

-Unajiskia kuongea na mtu unayemjali na kumpenda katikati ya busy and tight schedule yako kwa kumpigia kisha inapokelewa..."kata kwanza, nitakupigia", "ngoja ngoja kwanza", "nipigie baadae", au haipokelewi na unakuja ujumbe mfupi "piga baadae". Mmmh kwa hiyo mimi tu ndio sipo busy! Why me?
-Unaongea na umpendaye na kumjali anakuambia mipango yake mingi, na wewe unamuambia yako. Baada ya muda unaulizia jambo moja labda 'interview' imeendaje..unakumbana na swali..."interview gani"?. Baada ya kukumbushia ndio anajibu "k, mambo mengi xana si unajua"! Kwa hiyo kichwa changu ndio hakina mambo mengi hadi kinakumbuka yako tu!!? Mmmh why me?
- Ni birthday yake, unamkumbuka na wishes kibao unampa. Imefika yako ikatawaliwa na kimya kikuu. Ukiuliza jibu ni "jamani mambo mengi hata sikukumbuka kabisaa, i hope ulienjoy". Mmmh kwa hiyo kichwa changu ni diary ya kwako tu!!! Mmmh why me?
-Unakaa na namba ya mtu aliyokupa mwenyewe, kila unapompigia au kumtumia ujumbe..swali ni "we nani"? Unajieleza kisha.."ahaa nilibadilisha simu, niliibiwa simu, namba ilileta shida..nimepoteza majina yote". Kwa hiyo mimi ni phone book! Mmmh why me?
-Phonebook yako ina watu 500-2000+, lakini unawasiliana na watu watatu tu mwaka mzima.!! Mmmh why me?

Hivi ulishakutana na mojawapo ya hayo? Hebu jiulize leo...WHY ME?

 

[iMind]

Huko ni kujipendekeza. Achana naye, mind yoyour own business.

 

[mbwa kichaa]

pole anko ila unajua kulalamika duu nakupa cheti cha diploma ya kulalamika?

 

[miss chagga]

why me hela hazinitoshi .... hwy me!!

 

[Ennie]

why me hela hazinitoshi .... hwy me!!

Chagga original

 

[yamoyoni mwangu]

ukiona hivyo ujue unawaboa hao raia... jaribu kuwa creative uone... sio kila siku yale yale.... all in all kama wanakupotezea wapotezee na wewe.... FANYA YAKO... NAO WAFANYE YAO....

 

[Watu8]

Khaaa!!! kweli watu mna moyo...we huoni unafanywa msukule hapo!!!

 

[kimugina]

mi nikikupigia simu au nikikutumia sms na namba nauhakika tulipea wote ,afu ukaniuliza we nani sikujibu na namba yako naifuta kabisa

 

[Daud omar]

Wanaziwinda waleti zetu waziachie matundu..

Why always us??

 

[Decapitator]

Kusoma hujui hata picha huwezi ona.....!!!

 

[CharmingLady]

Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[M.E.M.A]

pole anko ila unajua kulalamika duu nakupa cheti cha diploma ya kulalamika?

Mkuu diploma tu!! Mmmh why me?

 

[mkunyegere]

ukiona hayo yote yanakutokea jua umetoswa

 

[Sista]

Mkuu diploma tu!! Mmmh why me?

..."kata kwanza,
nitakupigia", "ngoja ngoja kwanza", "nipigie baadae", au
haipokelewi na unakuja ujumbe mfupi "piga baadae". Mmmh kwa
hiyo mimi tu ndio sipo busy! Why me?

 

[M.E.M.A]

Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Kwa kweli sio lazima.

 

[Sista]

au anakudanganya kasafiri kumbe yuko nyumbani anakusaliti. why me?

 

[M.E.M.A]

Khaaa!!! kweli watu mna moyo...we huoni unafanywa msukule hapo!!!

Mkuu kuna theory ya "fight for your love". Inawezekana ndio vita yenyewe hii.

 

[Sista]

Ana simu kaiweka password ananificha nisiijue, why me?

 

[CharmingLady]

Ana simu kaiweka password ananificha nisiijue, why me?

Simu ni yako au yake???

 

[Sista]

Simu ni yako au yake???

charminglady dont make me cry chakechangu changuchake.. siri zetu