What drink would you like her to have on first date?

[Malafyale]

Daaah siku ya kwanza demu ana agiza Captan Morgan mzinga mkubwa tena anamsisitiza waitress ampatie na Sprite ya kuchanganyia then kwa sauti kali ana anamuita kaka wa jikoni aende amkaangie makange akisisitiza usisahau kuunga mbilimbi!

Kuagiza kote huko mm nikajua atatoa hela zake kumbe mhhhh

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Oh yeah

After that hell breaks loose

Ha ha haaa indoor barbeque!!!!

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Its depends how many bottles u take .. to me cwezi kunywa zaidi 2 bottles ndio maana naona kwangu hazinuki.
It seems dat u don't like cider thing lol!!

Poa bandugu una experience zaid!!!!
Siichukii ila haijanipa sababu ya kuikumbuka kwa ukarimu wake!!!!!

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Yaani wewe ni maasai kabisaa! I know one when i see one coz i am one!

Anhaa cyangigi???!!!!
We gotta touch em base!!!!!

 

[asakuta same]

Lazima mabinti niwaonjeshe bange. Na wewe in da house!

utapoteza raia my dear............

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Original bad ass OLESAIDIMU.

Hivi wewe umekuwaje!!!????

 

[asakuta same]

yeeeeyyyyy...tujulishane venue na muda..

hakikisheni mnajulishania PM au kwa simu ,,,,,,,,,, mabazazi yametegesha satelite humu.......

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

kwanini isiwe passion

Utadai na kachumbari sasa

 

[Miss Neddy]

Utadai na kachumbari sasa

Hahahahaha masheriti yako meeeengi

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Hahahahaha masheriti yako meeeengi

Ni "parental guidance" tu miss neddy! !!!!

 

[Miss Neddy]

basi siji nimeghairi

acha uoga bhana

 

[Karucee]

Hivi wewe umekuwaje!!!????

Nimekuwaje kivipi?

Nina pembe au?

 

[Karucee]

Ha ha haaa she aint gonna get under influence!!!!!
Sober mind is not user friend!!!!!

user friendly honey.

 

[Katavi]

Mi ningependa anywe drinks za ki-sister du. Like redds, savana and the like.... wewe ungependa atumie drink ipi? konyagi? soda? bavaria? baltika? safari? or?

Konyagi...

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Nimekuwaje kivipi?

Nina pembe au?

We pembe tu ndio unaogopa????!!!
Umasikini una.pembe????!!!

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

user friendly honey.

Editorial board!!!!!

 

[Karucee]

So nimekuwaje?

We pembe tu ndio unaogopa????!!!
Umasikini una.pembe????!!!

Yes Papa. At your service.

Editorial board!!!!!

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

So nimekuwaje?
Thread on you is a coming soon event!!!
Yes Papa. At your service.

Humbled

 

[Karucee]

Humbled

Jibu swali nmekuwaje.

Are you complaining?

 

[Miss Neddy]

Jibu swali nmekuwaje.

Are you complaining?

nimjibie etiiii