What are the most random and absurd thoughts you’ve ever had?

[Lamomy]

Mawazo ya ajabu uliyo wahi kuyapata au kutamani kufanya.

Kumbe ndio maana yake 😜
Foffana njoo mkalimani kashafika

 

[Lamomy]

😂 😂 😂

Let's try to converse in English Mwanakwetu, I believe in you 😂

Akhu! Ushindwe na ulegee mwanakwetu sitaki kuumiza kichwa, subiri nipone nilewe nikuonyeshe ninavyotema yai 😹😹😹

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Akhu! Ushindwe na ulegee mwanakwetu sitaki kuumiza kichwa, subiri nipone nilewe 😹😹😹

😂 😂 😂 Walevi sijui kinge huwa wanakitolea wapi, wanachapa kimombo halafu kimenyooka 😂

 

[Lamomy]

😂 😂 😂 Walevi sijui kinge huwa wanakitolea wapi, wanachapa kimombo halafu kimenyooka 😂

Halafu mimi nikilewa kinge kina-disappear najikuta napata kigugumizi, yani sijui inakuwagaje 😹😹😹

 

[Foffana]

Kumbe ndio maana yake 😜
Foffana njoo mkalimani kashafika

Nimemuelewa sasa 😅😅

Mwalimu nae kumbe ana balaa bhana anavyokimwaga 😅

 

[Mallerina]

Mallerina what if you could tell every time he lies 😂

I could protect myself from harm🚨😂I guess

 

[Binti wa zamani]

I could protect myself from harm🚨😂I guess

I doubt it 😂 you love far too hopelessly

 

[Mallerina]

I doubt it 😂 you love far too hopelessly

😹😹Sa ntafanyaje na moyo ndo unanipelekesha
This time round no more cries😹

 

[Donnie Charlie]

We’ve all had them, share yours and tag someone whose thoughts you’d love to hear.

Here are some of mine:

1. How did people react the very first time twins were born in human history 🤔?
   
   
2. If everyone practiced celibacy, how long would the human race last?
   
   
3. If I were immortal, would I be the happiest person alive or the loneliest?
   
   
4. Often, after shaking a man’s hand, I wonder if he actually washed it after touching his dick while peeing.
   
   
5. What would actually happen if I give my pets 🐈‍⬛🐈 alcohol?

Cc:
ERoni , Demi , min -me , Depal , TheNomad , Weee , Vincenzo Jr

You're the only woman i've ever seen in this world!.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

You're the only woman i've ever seen in this world!.

How is that even possible 😂?
You need to get out more.

 

[dosho12]

How is that even possible 😂?
You need to get out more.

He needs to get laid 😁

 

[Binti wa zamani]

He needs to get laid 😁

I second that 😂 but so do you 😎