What are the most random and absurd thoughts you’ve ever had?

[makaveli10]

Usinichoshe, haya sema kispanyola 😆

Unanitafutia ban wewe 😄

 

[Lamomy]

Foffana anzia hapa kuongea na wazungu wa bonyokwa uongeze uzoefu wa kinge 😹

 

[Foffana]

Foffana anzia hapa kuongea na wazungu wa bonyokwa uongeze uzoefu wa kinge 😹

Sante Da Nikita

Ila hiyo Title tu nimetoka Kapa 😅

Thank you Sis Nikita

But I have no idea with the title 😅

 

[Binti wa zamani]

What if Binti wa zamani loves me but is afraid to tell me?

😀😀

What if The Icebreaker is in love with a stranger?

 

[Lamomy]

Sante Da Nikita

Ila hiyo Title tu nimetoka Kapa 😅

Thank you Sis Nikita

But I have no idea with the title 😅

Sa itakuwaje ngoja nikuitie Intelligent businessman pacha wangu atusaidie 😹😹

 

[Lamomy]

What is The Icebreaker is in love with a stranger?

Muwe mnaweka na kiswahili basi mnatuchanganya wafatiliaji tunaona mashikoro mageni 😹

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Foffana anzia hapa kuongea na wazungu wa bonyokwa uongeze uzoefu wa kinge 😹

It's your turn mwanakwetu, share your random and absurd thoughts 😂

 

[Lamomy]

1.Someone dreamt about you last night, and you have no idea.

😹😹 ungeacha tu hii kinge yako ya kuunga na glue

 

[Lamomy]

It's your turn mwanakwetu, share your random and absurd thoughts 😂

Sijui kinge 😥😹😹😹
Ila nimecheka huu uzi wallahi kwanini kuwafanyia wenzio hivyo??

 

[Lamomy]

1. Walihisi kupata mapacha ni miujiza ya miungu.

2.kizazi kimoja tu za takribani karne moja tu ndio kingeweza kudumu.

3.sio kila mtu anaosha mikono akitoka kukojoa , binafsi mtu akinipa mkono namsalimia kwa kumshika juu ya kiganja.

4 .hapo kwenye kuwapa pombe wanyama siwezi kufahamu vizuri.

5. Kuhusu umilele na furaha inategemea na vile unatafsiri mambo ila ili uweze kujua furaha lazima utambue huzuni ,bila kuwepo huzuni ni ngumu kutambua furaha ipoje.

Mangi uzi wa kinge mbona unakuja na kamusi la kiswahili 😹😹😹

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Sijui kinge 😥😹😹😹
Ila nimecheka huu uzi wallahi kwanini kuwafanyia wenzio hivyo??

😂 😂 😂
Haa haaa, nimewafanyia nini sasa, lugha ya malkia nyepesi tu hii.
Sasa hivi najifunza kispanyola niende zangu Cuba 😂

 

[Foffana]

😹😹 ungeacha tu hii kinge yako ya kuunga na glue

kinge ya mwalimu Je?😅 Comment #3

 

[Lamomy]

😂 😂 😂
Haa haaa, nimewafanyia nini sasa, lugha ya malkia nyepesi tu hii.
Sasa hivi najifunza kispanyola niende zangu Cuba 😂

Nimeona kuna pipo zinatype huku zinafuta jasho na bado wametoa boko 😹😹

Hii lugha bana tu naipenda ila yenyewe haitupendi..!! Infropreneur njoo unisaidie huku ras simba wangu 😹

 

[Lamomy]

kinge ya mwalimu Je?😅 Comment #3

Sijui km watu hawajajamba wakati wanatype 😹😹
We nawe niache nipumzike kwanza sijapona kuanza ugomvi ss hivi..!!

 

[Lamomy]

Labda waliiga kwa wanyama hasa ndege ,kama walivyo iga mkao wa ki mmbwa🤣

Kinge pls 😹😹

 

[Lamomy]

Inawezekana, kifo cha mende , mkao wa kimbwambwa kwa nini isiwezekane kwa busu😅

Mangi mbona unaniangusha lakini? 😹
Pisi inakuongelesha kinge wewe umekomaa na kamusi la bakita nini mbaya diaspora 🤣

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Sa itakuwaje ngoja nikuitie Intelligent businessman pacha wangu atusaidie 😹😹

Mawazo ya ajabu uliyo wahi kuyapata au kutamani kufanya.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Nimeona kuna pipo zinatype huku zinafuta jasho na bado wametoa boko 😹😹

😂 😂 😂

Hii lugha bana tu naipenda ila yenyewe haitupendi..!! Infropreneur njoo unisaidie huku ras simba wangu 😹

Let's try to converse in English Mwanakwetu, I believe in you 😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

I often wonder if there are parallel universes, and if there's a version of me in each one that I’ll never get to meet 😔

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Mallerina what if you could tell every time he lies 😂